!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
whats up mistuh sub?
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
lissening to 311
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
chatting with some formerly huge titted girl on IM
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
you know.. same old sameold
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
formerly?
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
destroy and food recently?
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
what'd she get a redux?
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
yeah she was DDD and she went to D
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
not much of a looker though
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
but damn they were fun to play with
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
yeah..I destroyed a skillet earlier...from dennys
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
a DDD?
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
whats that like?
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
its like a D but hurts more when they smack you in the face with them
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
Ive seen DD...but...DAMN...didnt knowthey GOT THATBIG
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
well.. the rest of her was swollen too...
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
he he..i bet she LOVES to jump on trampolines
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
he he..."swollen"
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
she was "retaining water" EVERYWHERE
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
dude. o a trampoline... that would have been awesome.. they woiuldhave rocketed off her body
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
lol
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
struck some poor kid playing the street. dead!
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
he he...DEAD!
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
poor kid...NEVER knew what hit him
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
just one minute playing GI Joe on his tricycle and the next he's the victim of tottyfat from the heavens
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
thats my dream...
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
to die by nuclear boobage bomb
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
really? mine would be getting my face in between two tittes and having them smakc in the face and BLAM!!!! head explodes
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
death by boobage.. and tha bitch gets what she asked for!!! cuz i assume i'd be old and she'd be a prostitute
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
heh..different strokes bro..same result
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
yeah. you dead. and a great intor story for those mixers in heaven
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
prostitutes OWN
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
he he...word...i can see it now...
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
only the big titted fakes one
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
"You died how?"
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
Yeah...nuclear boobage bombs..there was silicone EVERYWHERE!
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
scientific explanation: the breast both sent a column of air into my ears at such an amazing velocity that it overpressureizedmy brain cavity
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
causing internal combustion of the frontal lobe
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
oh and one last thing.. i'd want to have came as well
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
it just spices th story up
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
maybe it caused internal testicular combustion before your frontal lobe went flying out your forehead
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
or she just fucked you
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
either or
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
yeah.. it makes for one of those "hey.. ask that guy how HE died stories"
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
thats hopefully gonna be my BEST story
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
you plan on dying more then once?
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
oh man...that'd be awesome...
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
"Well...the FIRST time...."
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
its a "two drink" story
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
heh. i don't think God would send you back to the land of the living just because you didn't die "all cool like"
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
but Goddd... come on man.. please!
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
nah..but people die then are brought back...
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
yeah. butthats when you die of lameo things like heart failure.
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
I've died 3 times today so far
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
dude. dying and ejaculating are two completely different things
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
heart failur caused by over exertion
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
lol
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
for the last time. STOP GETTING THEM MIXED UP!
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
yes sir
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
although using "contemplating suicide" as euphemism (or vice versa) for "wanking the spud" could be neat.. if not anti-confrontational
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
"What are you doing there son?!?!" "leave me alone.. I'm contemplating suicide.. you asshole!!"
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
lol
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
dying from "contemplating suicide" would be embarassing
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
that would be pathetic.
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
think of the rigamortis
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
oh i thought you meant the irony of ctually dying when you are thinking of the real act of contemplating suicide
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
he he...hence the " quotes "
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
yeah. me and quotes.. its like me and the dishes.. i just don't see them.. so i just don';t fucking do them
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
that quote could be used for a lot of things...
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
yeah don't know it.. but i gotta go do some laundry.. you should post this convo to ECF and see if anyone gets all offended
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
me and aerobics, me and homework etc
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
he he...I was thinkin that...
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
heh heh.. me and anything my my girlfriend says.. the list goes on and on
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
see ya
!~Christopholis~! [Destroyer of FOOD!] says:
lata bro
Evma-ZIZZLE-BIZZLE!!! says:
ya