SO THERE! [/img]

Fuck you..goon..whoever you are

I don't know about Snuff but I was joking (I THOUGHT he was too since he brought up my "sister"..maybe I was wrong)

It doesn't MATTER!

Seriously though, can we maybe seperate the bored rantings and idle chit chat from the Snuff-post-a-thon? It makes me not want to click here to make my own idle chit chat during snow days.

Its NOT FEBRUARY!

Dont click if you dont appreciate the humor...its a boredom thread - yall need to lighten the FUCK up

they've all started early though haven't they?

Um, I certainly don't click on this to see what basically could go on in IMs.

And hey, that post was humor too.

Some people need to lighten the FUCK up.

Whoo! Caps is fun.

Humor is fun - I use it sometimes myself..how about that?

That's kind of a generic sentence.

_________ is fun. Sometimes I use it on myself.

Water...soap...okay, maybe only two other things can be used. And one isn't fun. Unless you're Howie Mandell.

Howie Mandell is a scary scary man

Howie Mandel looks like Jeff Goldblum. Which in turn, makes Howie Mandel look like Brundle Fly. Which in turn, gives a bizarre visual of Brundle Fly attacking & devouring Bobby from the Mandel cartoon Bobby's World.

Oh man. That like, rocked. This is why Rip kicks ass.

100 most annoying things of 2003.

Rip...ever think of being a data miner? You should really check out

www.diepunyhumans.com

and

www.lynchwalker.com

and all related such sites to see what I mean.

a blog?

Oy. Those aren't blogs (they each have a seperate page for that) but those are collections of the weird/out there/trivial/disgusting/bizarre. Images, news stories, the like.

And DPH is Warren Ellis's site. I'm sure you know who he is. DPH is where he puts shit for research for the weird comics he writes.

I am at war with my upstairs neighbors.

The last time I spoke to their landlord I agreed to give him THREE WEEKS to get the animals he calls tenants under control.

I told him that "I will allow you the three weeks as a courtesy but after living below them for one year it is near impossible of them to be quiet on a consistent basis. I reserve the right to revisit this situation in three weeks, if at that time, your tenants have not significantly reduced their noise level, I will insist, as per the by laws of this building, that carpeting be put down. I hope we can resolve this amicably because I would like to avoid having to get my lawyer involved but please certain that if it has to come to that, I am fully prepared to take that route."

Yes, I really speak like that when I WANT WHAT I WANT BECAUSE ITS BEEN A YEAR OF LIVING BELOW ANIMALS.

Well the noise level is back up! I knew they couldn't stay quiet! Fuckers. One week...one more week and then I'm calling the landlord - I'm getting some motherfucking carpeting put down or there will be JIHAD IN THIS BUILDING!

As the resident person on the board who kills for a living (and does a damn good job of it I might add. FUCK YOU IRAQI SCUM!!!! ), Ellie Mo, I will volunteer to take on the task of keepoing the animals under control.

How does this sound...

The male of the house comes home to find two things...

The two behemoth dogs are bound and hanging from the ceiling over a vat of very hungry, ill-tempered amazon pirrahna fish.

His wife is bound on her hands and knees with me poised behind her ready to slam my fucking johnson right up her doo doo hole.

In my right hand, scissors to send those dogs to their bloody, ravenous death.

In my left hand, a bottle of KY.

"Well buddy boy, what's it gonna be? Either the dogs get it, or your wife gets the roto-routing of a life time..."

Unless he values his marriage, he'll send those fucking dogs to their doom. Because everyone on fucking Earth knows, once I fuck you in the ass, you're never the same again.

Of course, if he tries to attack me, I'll throw him out the fakain window and then kill the dogs AND fuck his wife.

Either way, we win!!!