Okay so I have a few questions.

Go ahead, ask away.

1) What is your real name?

I am now known as RAMBO! But my friends call me Chris.

2) Are you male or female?

Male...*checks*...Yup. Male.

3) Does the title of this thread offend you?

Dude, youre talking to a guy who talks about BUKKAKE! What do you think?

4) Are you of the three more fond of (music, film, books)

Music, and American Chopper on TV. MIKEY OWNS!

5) Who is your favorite filmmaker?

Probably whoever did Armageddon or Varsity Blues.

6) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why?

Rick Fox. 2 reasons. He's a bitchass LA Laker. (I'm a blazer fan) Second off he's married to Vanessa Williams and shes HOT!
Close second would be Chris Cornell of "AudioSlave". Fucking HATE this douchebag. Fuck you CHRIS CORNELL! FUCK YOU RAGE FOR KICKING ZACK OUT! FUCK YOU BITCHES...YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING WITHOUT ZACK GOING BALLISTIC WITH ALL YOUR INNOVATIVE MUSIC!

7) If you could be any celebrity for one day who would it be, and why?

Ask Harpz. He'll tell me a famous Porn star who fucks Jenna Jamison and the like all day.

8) What is your all time favorite song?

Shit...I get ONE? Hmmm...

Probably..."More than a Feeling" by Boston.

9) What is your all time favorite film?

Varsity Blues

10) What is your all time favorite book passage?

The playmate of the years centerfold of 2001. That chick was from oregon, and I've met her. BEAUTIFUL!

11) What religion do you claim?

"Church of Me". No this isnt uber ego centric. This just means I believe in god, and try to live my life how he would want me to, but my belief system and morals do not fit into ONE specific religious class.

12) Do you like the "Awful Truth"?

Umm...probably. Is this that TV Show?

13) Why did I name this thread "The Official Lick my Balls Questionaire?" (you get to play shrink on this one)

Because you are lacking in the "ball licking" department. Obviously have no girlfriend to lick them and figured this would be a funny way to get people to view this thread. And it worked, hey I posted. And I'm RAMBO!

13) Attention whore.

why... whatever are you talking about?



I said Bamberg..

1) What is your real name?

Hallsy

2) Are you male or female?

I'm a man, man!

3) Does the title of this thread offend you?

Not much offends Hallsy.

4) Are you of the three more fond of (music, film, books)

Hmmm....I'll say flicks.

5) Who is your favorite filmmaker?

Coen bros. And whoever made Varsity Blues.

6) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why?

Stone Cold Steve Austin for ruining rassling. No, scratch that, the guy from White Stripes. He's the most annoying motherfucker on the planet.

7) If you could be any celebrity for one day who would it be, and why?

Prince. Bitches love him. And he's funky.

8. What is your all time favorite song?

Purple Rain.

9) What is your all time favorite film?

The Maltese Falcon. I mean, Varsity Blues.

10) What is your all time favorite book passage?

Hmmmm...I don't have any memorized, really. But it's probably somewhere in Jimmy Buffett's "Where is Joe Merchant?" Or in a Carl Hiaasen book.

11) What religion do you claim?

Christianity.

12) Do you like the "Awful Truth"?

The Michael Moore t.v. show? I remember it was pretty funny. Yaphet Kotto trying to hail a cab with a billboard was classic! Then he tried his hand at serious fare like "Bowling for Columbine" and looked like a complete moron.

13) Why did I name this thread "The Official Lick my Balls Questionaire?" (you get to play shrink on this one)

So that Nick would make an idiot of himself by calling you an attention whore. And because the phrase "Lick my Balls" is always funny.

Snuffy thinks hallsy is a bastard!

Bowling for Columbine was a good movie Hallsy you asshat. Grow some taste. Maybe i only enjoyed it because it was 100% negative towards the USA and fully posative when it came to Canada, felt it spoke alot of truth in it. And that little cartoon in the middle was fucking hilarious.

1) What is your real name?

Ryan Dean Dunn

2) Are you male or female?

I is MALE!!! ROAR!!

3) Does the title of this thread offend you?

HAHAHAHA!

4) Are you of the three more fond of (music, film, books)

Books. Im a nerd.

5) Who is your favorite filmmaker?

Uh.........That dude that taped Paris Hilton giving him a BJ.

6) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why?

Allen Iverson. Because he is a thug, and tries to glorify it.

7) If you could be any celebrity for one day who would it be, and why?

I would be Bill Gazes. Same reasons that Mars wants to be Affleck, but Gazes actually has some poker ability, unlike Ben. And Kristy Gazes is pretty hot.

8 ) What is your all time favorite song?

Music is iffy to me. Lets say "Happy Birthday To You". Thats usually fun.

9) What is your all time favorite film?

Rounders or Mallrats.

10) What is your all time favorite book passage?

Passage? Damn. Ill paraphrase since i let someone borrow the book, but here goes, from Doyle Brunson's "Super/System"........"DONT SLOWPLAY POCKET ACES PREFLOP IN A FULL GAME, DIPSHIT!"

11) What religion do you claim?

Sometimes i believe in God, sometimes I dont.

12) Do you like the "Awful Truth"?

Never seen it, but if its awful, probably not.

13) Why did I name this thread "The Official Lick my Balls Questionaire?" (you get to play shrink on this one)

Because you want to see how many of us dipshits you can trick into venturing a guess as to your twisted intention. WELL I WILL NOT VENTURE! I WILL NOT VENTURE!

either that, or......

I think Ponch is on the right track.

1) What is your real name? Look at my screen name.

2) Are you male or female? I have a huge member.

3) Does the title of this thread offend you? No, very few things do.

4) Are you of the three more fond of (music, film, books) Music, easily.

5) Who is your favorite filmmaker? I wouldn't even know.

6) What celebrity do you hate the most, and why? Carrot Top. It's obvious, no?

7) If you could be any celebrity for one day who would it be, and why? Britney Spears for all sorts of sexual reasons.

What is your all time favorite song? I could name a thousand but will go with Crush by Dave Mathews Band.

9) What is your all time favorite film? Recently, Kill Bill vol 1. Of all time, fuck if I know.

10) What is your all time favorite book passage? I could stick both books in here, but the the Duchess's lullaby in Alice in Wonderland is great:
"Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.
Choruc
Wow! Wow! Wow!"

"I speak severely to my boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he please!
Chorus
Wow! Wow! Wow!"

11) What religion do you claim? Some sort of Christianity.

12) Do you like the "Awful Truth"? I dig it.

13) Why did I name this thread "The Official Lick my Balls Questionaire?" (you get to play shrink on this one) You're a sick and twisted individual.[/b]