WOOO, Lie, cheat, steal to get the boredome thread up. Post away.

That's right mother fuckers. Prepare for a full month of Clobbersaurus and Sangre, the yang and the by gawd yin, working together in perfect harmony. We will right the wrongs, wrong the rights, set it all straight, and then twist the truth.

You will never be the same after Clobby-Sangre Month.

Now everyone go put up your decorations and think of creative ways to tell Snuffy he's gay and he sucks. After all, Clobby-Sangre Month was founded on the principles of making Snuffy look dumb and defending Clobby's right to keep her wonderful, magical girl-junk all to herself.

Thou shalt not sully the integrity of Clobby's Vagina!!!

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That concludes this defense of Rachel's genitalia.
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Oh... I almost forgot.

Snuffy sucks.

Hehe...rachies "girl junk" was defiled LONG before I ever came to town.

And Sangre, I think its cute how an old man is sticking up for a poor defenseless lil girl. Poor lil Rachie. Why dont you go give her a hug mano, make this a happy thread where there is healing involved instead of hurting.

I'll just on about my day calling her a slut, and you a cynical military bitch, and all will be right in the world.

**grabs popcorn and waits for the show to start**

*Sits next to Sub, puts her 3-D glasses on and takes a handful of his popcorn*


What? Share your popcorn Sub!

**Mr. Submission begrudgingly lets KML have some of his popcorn.. but only cuz he can see down her shirt.**

I got yer back, Snuff.

What's long, hard, and full of semen?

A SUBMARINE!!!

Kinda gives new meaning to "swabbing the decks", eh, Matey?

I heard it gets lonely on those things...care to comment?

And Rach....like Snuffy would ever let you put those oversized, bunion covered clodhoppers on his back...EWW.

What? You can't touch this...Snuff and I are Illuminati, biatch. We do what we want, when we want to do it. And right now, I declare a new name for this month..."Bad Snuff Month".

We're doing it for RUFUS!!!

*nudges Sub back*

"What kind of sodie have you got there Subbie?"

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And in other news since my birthday falls next Month, and Morg has dreams about me, I am hereby declaring May MY MONTH.

Please PM me for the address where gifts can be sent!

Alright kids...(even I think about 90% of you are older than me) its April! Which means a few things

ONE! I dont have to look at Scott Steiner on my calendar anymore...it is now...*drumroll*....EDGE...ew...oh well maybe next month...*sneaks a peek to May* Damnitt...Brocks on the calendar somewhere...I know it. Jericho's not though - seriously...I have to look at the likes of booker t, scott steiner and TEST...and theres no Jericho - I hope someone got fired for that

TWO! Its April fools day - which of course means the cruelist of ironies is laid upon me today - I have an orthodontist appointment! I think I might bite someone today...just to be funny. OO but hey I sign my lease today for my first apartment - go me

THREE! ITS CLOBBY-SANGRE MONTH MOTHERFUCKERS!

Which also means a few things - First, BadBoy and Snuffy can kiss my white ass. Not only do I NOT want my 'clodhoppers' on his shoulders, if he ever tried I'd kick him with said 'clodhoppers' and then go kick BadBoy just for fun. And I should remind you that I did mourn Rufus properly, I have simply moved on...I suggest you two do the same.

The Illuminati's days are numbered...Im takin over biznatch

Bad Snuff: A Love Story

*Two young gentlemen sit in their ghettofied apartment, butt cheek to butt cheek at one end, their feet propped up on a milk crate.*

Snuffy- "Casey... you never cuddle with me anymore. Don't you find me attractive anymore, don't you--"

SLAP!

Badboy- "Shut up, bitch! It's bad enough that I have to share the love seat with you. I should make you sit on the floor, on your knees where you belong. Right in front of me... with that cute mouth and... and how many times do I have to tell you? Call me Badboy. You know the drill when you fuck up the name..."

Snuffy- "No. Anything but that, Casey, anything but..."

SLAP!

Badboy- "BITCH! BADBOY DAMN IT! BADBOY!"

Snuffy- "Sorry, Ca... B-b-badboy... anything but that, anything but..."

Badboy- "Shut up and bend over. You know the drill, and besides, I'm coming down from my high. It's time for an ass bong."

Snuffy bursts into tears. "But I still haven't healed from the last time! The skin on my ass is all blistered and--"

SLAP!

Casey- "You think those blisters are bad, wait until you see the ones that start growing on your mouth in about two weeks. Now bend over and assume the position so I can pack this shit up."

*Tears dripping down his face, Snuffy finally capitulates. He pulls his pants down and removes his Rainbow Bright G-string, as Badboy pulls out the shwagiest bag of shwag weed to ever sprout from the earth. He pulls out a thumb-sized, dried up bud, and stuffs it straight up Snuff's ass.*

Casey- "Clench your fucking butt cheeks so I get a tighter pack!"

*Snuffy whimpers and squeezes his cheeks together, as Casey leans down. With his left hand he lights the ass bong, as he dutifully gives Snuff the reach around, Rusty Trombone style. Badboy takes a long, long drag.*

Snuffy- "It burns! It burns! So glorious, so exquisite! It burns!"

Badboy (in a strained voice)- "Turn around, man..."

*Snuffy turns around as Badboy blows his hit on Snuff's balls.*

Snuffy- "Oh man.. oh man! I'm gonna cuuuuummmm.... HHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!"

*Rope after rope of thick man goo spew forth and Badboy catches every one right in the mouth. Snuffy collapses to the floor, totally spent as Casey wipes a random drip from his chin.*

Casey- "Man... there just ain't nothing to cure a case of the munchies like big ole mouth full of man fat."

*The two love birds curl up on the floor and Snuffy gets his cuddly wish.*

To be continued...