Big Mike Watters
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Joined: Wed Dec 04, 2002 8:17 pm Posts: 615 Location: Buffalo, NY
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What is the word....ummm.....PWNED
Ya see...I was REALLY bored at work, so I jumped into a $25 dollar Turbo, and there was a guy on the table by the handle "johnnylove"...and this guy was TALKIN'. At first, I figured he had a partner...but turns out...he is a big time shit talker....and no good as well.
Think if Chucko was a poker player. Anyway...in very unlike BMW fashion...I decided to 'pump him up'....in that I was his "biggest fan". Basically spitting back everything he said...and I think I made some friends....especially at the end.
I removed the useless hands to keep it short....
*********** # 2 ************** PokerStars Game #659573351: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2004/09/01 - 19:16:16 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1000 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1480 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1500 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1500 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (2020 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (1500 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1500 in chips) chicod: posts small blind 10 johnnylove: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [3c 2d] RODAN: folds Jesswad: calls 20 Links46: folds bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: folds LUBA5: calls 20 chicod: calls 10 johnnylove: checks *** FLOP *** [5c 6d Js] chicod: checks johnnylove: bets 40 Jesswad: calls 40 LUBA5: folds chicod: folds *** TURN *** [5c 6d Js] [Qh] johnnylove: bets 40 Jesswad: raises 40 to 80 johnnylove: calls 40 *** RIVER *** [5c 6d Js Qh] [7s] Links46 said, "get em huggy" johnnylove: bets 200 Jesswad: folds johnnylove said, "hug" johnnylove collected 320 from pot johnnylove: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 320 | Rake 0 Board [5c 6d Js Qh 7s] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 (button) folded on the Flop Seat 3: chicod (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 4: johnnylove (big blind) collected (320) Seat 5: RODAN folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Jesswad folded on the River Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 3 ************** PokerStars Game #659575574: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2004/09/01 - 19:17:12 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (980 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1460 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1680 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1500 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (1880 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (1500 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1500 in chips) johnnylove: posts small blind 10 RODAN: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [9c 3h] johnnylove said, "i will" johnnylove said, "np prob" Jesswad: folds Links46: folds bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: folds LUBA5: calls 20 chicod: calls 20 johnnylove: calls 10 RODAN: checks *** FLOP *** [Ah 3d Ad] johnnylove: checks RODAN: checks LUBA5: checks chicod: checks *** TURN *** [Ah 3d Ad] [Jc] johnnylove: checks RODAN: checks LUBA5: checks chicod: bets 60 johnnylove: folds RODAN: folds LUBA5: folds chicod collected 80 from pot chicod: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 80 | Rake 0 Board [Ah 3d Ad Jc] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 folded on the Turn Seat 3: chicod (button) collected (80) Seat 4: johnnylove (small blind) folded on the Turn Seat 5: RODAN (big blind) folded on the Turn Seat 6: Jesswad folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 5 ************** PokerStars Game #659579954: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2004/09/01 - 19:19:04 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (960 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1520 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1900 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1420 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (1860 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (1500 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1340 in chips) Jesswad: posts small blind 10 Links46: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [Qh 8s] bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: folds LUBA5: folds johnnylove said, "block buddy's image" chicod: folds johnnylove: folds RODAN: calls 20 Jesswad: calls 10 johnnylove said, "ugly mutt" Links46: raises 60 to 80 RODAN: calls 60 Jesswad: calls 60 *** FLOP *** [3h Ts Kd] Jesswad: checks Links46: bets 100 RODAN: folds Jesswad: folds Links46 collected 240 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 240 | Rake 0 Board [3h Ts Kd] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: chicod folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: johnnylove folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: RODAN (button) folded on the Flop Seat 6: Jesswad (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 7: Links46 (big blind) collected (240) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 6 ************** PokerStars Game #659581670: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2004/09/01 - 19:19:48 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (960 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1520 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1900 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1340 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (1780 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1660 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (1500 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1340 in chips) Links46: posts small blind 10 bostonbman: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [9d 3s] Links46 said, "I block them all including mine" bostonbman said, "don't block link's" Buddy48783: calls 20 bigmike411: folds LUBA5: folds johnnylove said, "i wont" bigmike411 said, "me 2" chicod: calls 20 bostonbman said, "lol" johnnylove said, "baby doll" johnnylove: raises 480 to 500 RODAN: folds Jesswad: folds Links46: folds bostonbman: calls 480 Buddy48783: folds chicod: folds *** FLOP *** [Qc As 4s] bostonbman: bets 500 johnnylove: folds bostonbman collected 1050 from pot bostonbman: doesn't show hand johnnylove said, "10 10" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1050 | Rake 0 Board [Qc As 4s] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: chicod folded before Flop Seat 4: johnnylove folded on the Flop Seat 5: RODAN folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Jesswad (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Links46 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: bostonbman (big blind) collected (1050) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop
*********** # 9 ************** PokerStars Game #659587783: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2004/09/01 - 19:22:25 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #9 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1470 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (690 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1410 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1625 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1340 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (1780 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1650 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2140 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1395 in chips) bigmike411: posts small blind 15 LUBA5: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [3c 6h] chicod: raises 30 to 60 johnnylove: folds RODAN: calls 60 Jesswad: folds Links46: folds bostonbman: calls 60 Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: folds LUBA5: calls 30 *** FLOP *** [4h Jd Jc] LUBA5: checks chicod: bets 60 RODAN: folds bostonbman: folds johnnylove said, "hey links" LUBA5: folds chicod collected 255 from pot chicod: doesn't show hand johnnylove said, "tell them" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 255 | Rake 0 Board [4h Jd Jc] Seat 1: bigmike411 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: LUBA5 (big blind) folded on the Flop Seat 3: chicod collected (255) Seat 4: johnnylove folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: RODAN folded on the Flop Seat 6: Jesswad folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded on the Flop Seat 9: Buddy48783 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 10 ************** PokerStars Game #659589172: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2004/09/01 - 19:23:01 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1455 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (630 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1605 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1625 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1280 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (1780 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1650 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2080 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1395 in chips) LUBA5: posts small blind 15 chicod: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [8c 3h] Links46 said, "yeah" johnnylove: folds RODAN: calls 30 Links46 said, "tell them what??" johnnylove said, "about me" Jesswad: folds Links46: folds johnnylove said, "my rep" bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds Links46 said, "???"
THIS IS WHERE I START TO FUCK WITH THIS GUY
bigmike411 said, "what do we need to know JohnnyLove?" bigmike411 said, "tell us the story" bigmike411: folds LUBA5: calls 15 chicod: checks *** FLOP *** [Jc Qc Th] johnnylove said, "i am the next big thing in poker" LUBA5: checks chicod: checks RODAN: checks *** TURN *** [Jc Qc Th] [5c] bigmike411 said, "awesome" johnnylove said, "u did not get the E-mail?" LUBA5: bets 60 chicod: folds bigmike411 said, "I missed that memo" Links46 said, "hahahahahahaha" RODAN: folds LUBA5 collected 90 from pot bostonbman said, "can't wait to see you on ESPN" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 90 | Rake 0 Board [Jc Qc Th 5c] Seat 1: bigmike411 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 (small blind) collected (90) Seat 3: chicod (big blind) folded on the Turn Seat 4: johnnylove folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: RODAN folded on the Turn Seat 6: Jesswad folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 11 ************** PokerStars Game #659591791: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2004/09/01 - 19:24:07 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1455 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (690 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1575 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1625 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1250 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (1780 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1650 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2080 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1395 in chips) chicod: posts small blind 15 johnnylove: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [5c 8d] RODAN: folds Jesswad: raises 90 to 120 Links46: folds johnnylove said, "i will b there" bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bostonbman said, "cool" johnnylove said, "and the travel channel" Links46 said, "is that your pic??" bigmike411 said, "like Matasow(sp) crying after getting busted by Raymer" johnnylove said, "oh yeah" bigmike411: folds LUBA5: raises 90 to 210 johnnylove said, "big john" chicod: folds johnnylove: folds bostonbman said, "LOLOL that was funny" Jesswad: calls 90 *** FLOP *** [Td 3h Th] johnnylove said, "come get your love" Jesswad: checks johnnylove said, "hug" LUBA5: bets 150 Jesswad: calls 150 *** TURN *** [Td 3h Th] [7s] Jesswad: checks LUBA5: bets 330 and is all-in Jesswad: calls 330 Links46 said, "sorry I'll pass" bigmike411 said, "Johnny has alotta love to give" *** RIVER *** [Td 3h Th 7s] [Qd] *** SHOW DOWN *** Jesswad: shows [Jd Kc] (a pair of Tens) LUBA5: shows [Qs Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Tens) LUBA5 collected 1425 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1425 | Rake 0 Board [Td 3h Th 7s Qd] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 (button) showed [Qs Qc] and won (1425) with a full house, Queens full of Tens Seat 3: chicod (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: johnnylove (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: RODAN folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Jesswad showed [Jd Kc] and lost with a pair of Tens Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 12 ************** PokerStars Game #659594267: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2004/09/01 - 19:25:09 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1455 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1425 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (1560 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1595 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1250 in chips) Seat 6: Jesswad (1090 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1650 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2080 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1395 in chips) johnnylove: posts small blind 25 RODAN: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [6d 5c] johnnylove said, "yeah baby" Jesswad: raises 150 to 200 bigmike411 said, "next big thing" Links46: folds bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bigmike411 said, "look out ladies" johnnylove said, "come get what u need" bigmike411: folds LUBA5: folds johnnylove said, "yeah" chicod: calls 200 johnnylove: folds RODAN: folds *** FLOP *** [Js 7h 7d] Jesswad: bets 300 chicod: raises 1060 to 1360 and is all-in Jesswad: calls 590 and is all-in *** TURN *** [Js 7h 7d] [2s] *** RIVER *** [Js 7h 7d 2s] [6s] *** SHOW DOWN *** Jesswad: shows [3s Ah] (a pair of Sevens) chicod: shows [Jc Tc] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens) chicod collected 2255 from pot bigmike411 said, "nh" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2255 | Rake 0 Board [Js 7h 7d 2s 6s] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: chicod (button) showed [Jc Tc] and won (2255) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens Seat 4: johnnylove (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: RODAN (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: Jesswad showed [3s Ah] and lost with a pair of Sevens Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 13 ************** PokerStars Game #659596657: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2004/09/01 - 19:26:10 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1455 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1425 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (2725 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1570 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1200 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1650 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2080 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1395 in chips) RODAN: posts small blind 25 Links46: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [Jc Qc] bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: calls 50 LUBA5: folds chicod: folds johnnylove: calls 50 RODAN: calls 25 Links46: checks *** FLOP *** [8d 7s 3h] RODAN: checks Links46: bets 200 bigmike411: folds chicod said, "ty" johnnylove: raises 1320 to 1520 and is all-in RODAN: folds Links46: folds Links46 said, "nice set" johnnylove said, "huggy no chance" johnnylove collected 600 from pot johnnylove: doesn't show hand johnnylove said, "yes" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 600 | Rake 0 Board [8d 7s 3h] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded on the Flop Seat 2: LUBA5 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: chicod folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: johnnylove (button) collected (600) Seat 5: RODAN (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 7: Links46 (big blind) folded on the Flop Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 14 ************** PokerStars Game #659599181: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2004/09/01 - 19:27:14 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1405 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1425 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (2725 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1920 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1150 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1400 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2080 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1395 in chips) Links46: posts small blind 25 bostonbman: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [9d Ah] bigmike411 said, "johnnylove LOVES his hand" johnnylove said, "you are my baby doll" Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: calls 50 LUBA5: calls 50 chicod: folds johnnylove said, "i love ME" johnnylove: folds RODAN: calls 50 Links46: calls 25 johnnylove said, "get uswed 2 it" bostonbman: raises 250 to 300 bigmike411: folds LUBA5: folds johnnylove said, "i am good" RODAN: folds johnnylove said, "and i know it" Links46: folds bostonbman collected 250 from pot bostonbman: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 250 | Rake 0 Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop Seat 2: LUBA5 folded before Flop Seat 3: chicod folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: johnnylove folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: RODAN (button) folded before Flop Seat 7: Links46 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: bostonbman (big blind) collected (250) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 15 ************** PokerStars Game #659600921: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2004/09/01 - 19:27:59 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1355 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1375 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (2725 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1920 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1100 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1350 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2280 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (1395 in chips) bostonbman: posts small blind 25 Buddy48783: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [8h 6h] johnnylove said, "u will learn" bigmike411 said, "ready for school?" bigmike411: folds LUBA5: folds chicod: calls 50 bigmike411 said, "Professor Love is here" johnnylove said, "bring it thug" johnnylove: raises 50 to 100 RODAN: calls 100 Links46 said, "just talk when you are in the money" Links46 said, "you have a long way to go" bigmike411 said, ";)" Links46: calls 100 bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: calls 50 johnnylove said, "i will win"
WHAT KIND OF MAN AM I TO NOT TURN IT UP HERE?
chicod: calls 50 *** FLOP *** [6d 7h Jd] Buddy48783: checks bigmike411 said, "mark his words!" chicod: checks johnnylove: checks RODAN: checks johnnylove said, "yes" johnnylove said, "mark them" Links46: checks *** TURN *** [6d 7h Jd] [Js] bigmike411 said, "is that FIRST place Johnnylove?" bostonbman said, "who will be left standing to notice?" Buddy48783: bets 50 chicod: calls 50 bigmike411 said, "just JOHNNYLOVE" johnnylove: raises 250 to 300 RODAN: folds Links46: folds Buddy48783: calls 250 bostonbman said, "its a race to the end with JohnnyLove"
BOSTONBMAN PICKED IT UP A BIT TOO...
bigmike411 said, "I just like to say" johnnylove said, "yes" chicod: raises 450 to 750 bigmike411 said, "JOHNNYLOVE" johnnylove: folds Links46 said, "get em budyy" Buddy48783: folds chicod collected 1425 from pot chicod: doesn't show hand johnnylove said, "ok" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1425 | Rake 0 Board [6d 7h Jd Js] Seat 1: bigmike411 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: chicod collected (1425) Seat 4: johnnylove folded on the Turn Seat 5: RODAN folded on the Turn Seat 7: Links46 (button) folded on the Turn Seat 8: bostonbman (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: Buddy48783 (big blind) folded on the Turn
*********** # 16 ************** PokerStars Game #659604643: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2004/09/01 - 19:29:34 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1355 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1375 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (3750 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1520 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1000 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2255 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (995 in chips) Buddy48783: posts small blind 25 bigmike411: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [4c Jd] Links46 said, "what happend Johnny??" LUBA5: folds chicod: folds johnnylove said, "i am still the best" johnnylove: raises 150 to 200 RODAN: folds Buddy48783 said, "knew johnny had nothing" Buddy48783 said, "but had to believe chicod" Links46: folds bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bigmike411 said, "hmmmm" bigmike411 said, "I'll fold my small pair Johnnylove"
LIE!
Links46 said, "good read" bigmike411 said, "I don't want none" johnnylove said, "all in?" bigmike411: folds Links46 said, "go all in" Links46 said, "he bluffs" johnnylove collected 125 from pot johnnylove: doesn't show hand johnnylove said, "i will still win" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Seat 1: bigmike411 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: LUBA5 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: chicod folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: johnnylove collected (125) Seat 5: RODAN folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 17 ************** PokerStars Game #659606458: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2004/09/01 - 19:30:21 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #9 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1305 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1375 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (3750 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1595 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1000 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2255 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (970 in chips) bigmike411: posts small blind 50 LUBA5: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [8s 7s] johnnylove said, "i am the real deal" chicod: calls 100 johnnylove said, "links knows it" johnnylove: folds RODAN: folds Links46: folds bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: calls 50 LUBA5: checks *** FLOP *** [8h 4c Th] bigmike411: checks LUBA5: bets 100 chicod: calls 100 bigmike411: calls 100 *** TURN *** [8h 4c Th] [2s] bigmike411: checks LUBA5: checks johnnylove said, "chicod i owe u one" chicod: bets 200 johnnylove said, "hug" bigmike411: folds LUBA5: folds johnnylove said, "justice coming" chicod collected 600 from pot chicod: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 600 | Rake 0 Board [8h 4c Th 2s] Seat 1: bigmike411 (small blind) folded on the Turn Seat 2: LUBA5 (big blind) folded on the Turn Seat 3: chicod collected (600) Seat 4: johnnylove folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: RODAN folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 18 ************** PokerStars Game #659609002: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2004/09/01 - 19:31:25 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1105 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1175 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (4150 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1595 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1000 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2255 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (970 in chips) LUBA5: posts small blind 50 chicod: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [6c Qc] johnnylove: raises 100 to 200 RODAN: folds Links46: folds bigmike411 said, "JOHNNYLOVE justice" bostonbman: folds johnnylove said, "yes" Buddy48783: folds bigmike411 said, "thats hard time baby" johnnylove said, "big justice" bigmike411: folds LUBA5: calls 150 chicod: folds *** FLOP *** [Js Ac 4h] LUBA5: checks johnnylove: bets 200 LUBA5: calls 200 *** TURN *** [Js Ac 4h] [2h] LUBA5: checks johnnylove: checks *** RIVER *** [Js Ac 4h 2h] [3c] LUBA5: bets 775 and is all-in johnnylove: folds LUBA5 collected 900 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 900 | Rake 0 Board [Js Ac 4h 2h 3c] Seat 1: bigmike411 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: LUBA5 (small blind) collected (900) Seat 3: chicod (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: johnnylove folded on the River Seat 5: RODAN folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 19 ************** PokerStars Game #659610990: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2004/09/01 - 19:32:17 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (1105 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1675 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (4050 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (1195 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (1000 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2255 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (970 in chips) chicod: posts small blind 50 johnnylove: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [Ad Td] johnnylove said, "no prob" RODAN: calls 100 bigmike411 said, "no prob" Links46 said, "hush" Links46: folds bostonbman: folds bigmike411 said, "shake it off Johnny" Buddy48783: folds bigmike411: calls 100 LUBA5: folds chicod: folds johnnylove: raises 300 to 400 RODAN: calls 300 bostonbman said, "johnny's back in the game now" Links46 said, "hahaha" bigmike411 said, "ok" Links46 said, "he has nothing" bigmike411: raises 705 to 1105 and is all-in johnnylove: raises 90 to 1195 and is all-in RODAN: folds johnnylove said, "gl"
WAIT FOR IT...
*** FLOP *** [Tc Ts Th] Links46 said, "bye bye" bostonbman said, "whoa" Links46 said, "lol" bigmike411 said, "bye johnny" *** TURN *** [Tc Ts Th] [Kd] Links46 said, "hahahaha" *** RIVER *** [Tc Ts Th Kd] [9h] *** SHOW DOWN *** johnnylove: shows [Ac 3s] (three of a kind, Tens) bigmike411: shows [Ad Td] (four of a kind, Tens) Buddy48783 said, "shake it off johnny"
AND THE RIDICULE COMMENCES
bigmike411 said, "johnnylove everyone!" bigmike411 collected 2660 from pot johnnylove said, "ok" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2660 | Rake 0 Board [Tc Ts Th Kd 9h] Seat 1: bigmike411 showed [Ad Td] and won (2660) with four of a kind, Tens Seat 2: LUBA5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: chicod (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: johnnylove (big blind) showed [Ac 3s] and lost with three of a kind, Tens Seat 5: RODAN folded before Flop Seat 7: Links46 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: bostonbman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Buddy48783 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 20 ************** PokerStars Game #659614047: Tournament #2533989, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2004/09/01 - 19:33:36 (ET) Table '2533989 1' Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: bigmike411 (2660 in chips) Seat 2: LUBA5 (1675 in chips) Seat 3: chicod (4000 in chips) Seat 4: johnnylove (90 in chips) Seat 5: RODAN (600 in chips) Seat 7: Links46 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: bostonbman (2255 in chips) Seat 9: Buddy48783 (970 in chips) johnnylove: posts small blind 50 RODAN: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to bigmike411 [9s 4c] bigmike411 said, "next show at 10!" bostonbman said, "johnny you be back" Links46: folds bigmike411 said, "try the veal!" bostonbman: folds Buddy48783: raises 100 to 200 bigmike411: folds LUBA5: folds chicod: calls 200 johnnylove: calls 40 and is all-in RODAN: folds *** FLOP *** [Kh 8d Js] Buddy48783: checks chicod: bets 400 Buddy48783: folds *** TURN *** [Kh 8d Js] [Qh] *** RIVER *** [Kh 8d Js Qh] [8s] *** SHOW DOWN *** chicod: shows [Jc Ah] (two pair, Jacks and Eights) bigmike411 said, "man" chicod collected 230 from side pot johnnylove: shows [2s 7s] (a pair of Eights) bostonbman said, "Johnny - the next big thing in LOSER poker" chicod collected 360 from main pot Links46 said, "wheres Johnnylove????" johnnylove [observer] said, "gl"
That was the most fun I have had playing poker in months. I ended up in second place...but still...good times.
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