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Miami Dolphins Futility Thread!

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Franklin Pierce Whooping like it's 1899 Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm Posts: 166 Location: DC, mid-1850's	Miami Dolphins Futility Thread! "Ah! What is this crappy sensation I feel? Oh right, it's pain! If only I was still third string on the Eagles!" Donald Lee: Oh crap! A football! And it's coming right for me! Feeley: Ah! Surrounded! And my trusty slingshot...just out of reach... _________________ "Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President." - , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:36 am

Franklin Pierce Whooping like it's 1899 Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm Posts: 166 Location: DC, mid-1850's	Dave Wannstedt: Helping the Miami Hurricanes sell tickets since 2000. _________________ "Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President." - , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:32 am

LC Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina	_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:39 am

Flyboy Paranoid Limey Stud Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.	"You expect me to catch THAT? Go tongue my blowhole... manbitch...(incomprehensible dolphin squawking)" _________________ In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could... SAVE YOUR LIFE!
Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:21 am

Franklin Pierce Whooping like it's 1899 Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:07 pm Posts: 166 Location: DC, mid-1850's	"As if my species wasn't gay enough. Thanks for all the help, Ricky Williams (incomprehensible dolphin squawking)!" _________________ "Whoop, drink and, when there's time, President." - , as quoted by the Saturday Evening Post (1854)
Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:37 am

verbal Too much time on my hands Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280	So long and thanks for all the fish. _________________
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:00 am

Todd_Hockney Ring Crew Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:59 pm Posts: 9	Eisen: Welcome back to Sportscenter. I'm Rich Eisen. Little did they know when they started training camp, the Miami Dolphins' season would be sabotaged by the sudden retirement of running back Ricky Williams. Add to that, some questionable calls by coach Dave Wannstedt, and you get an 0-3 start for the fish. Joining me to talk about the woeful record is head coach Dave Wannstedt. Coach, how can defend some of your decisions, specifically using A.J. Feeley as your starting QB? Wannstedt Rich, let me answer that question with a question -- why are all you sports assholes so ignorant that you don't know that a dolphin is a mammal and not a fish? Eisen: I'm sorry. We have to cut in on this interview. We now go live to Miami where Dave Wannstedt is being a pretentious bitch. Dave? Wannstedt Hey Rich, why don't you take that per diem money from "I Love the Nineties" and get yourself laid for once. Scott: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I know you ain't hatin' on my homey Rich Eisen. Eisen: Nyah.
Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:01 pm

Frank Zappatista Ring Crew Joined: Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:53 am Posts: 4 Location: Montana	"YEAH BABY, OH YEAH! THIS FEELEYS SO GOOD! THE CLITORIS IS NOT A MYTH! I'M CUUUUUUUUUMINNNNNNNG! UGHHHHHHHHHHH!" "I'm so turned on right now...."
Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:06 am

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