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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 1816 Location: Cali,Bitch
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Worst,Worst Case Scenerio ever
it felt like it was strait out of a movie or something cause man it was all 2 fimiliar OK ive known this chick 4 @ least over a year, i ask her 2go out with me,heres her exact response: Not till i'm 18[which i can respect]and i just c u as a friendthe words that every man dreds hearing
_________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."-
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PlausibleD
Proud alumnus of F U
Joined: Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2420 Location: Nesbit, MS
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No, the worst case scenario is that she accepts, unzips her pants & a sausage falls out. The sound of it smacking the table is the worst thing a man can hear.
_________________ 1x ECF E-title Champion, 1x ECF Submission title holder, 1x ECF World title holder, 1x 411 IC title holder. 2x ECF Tag Team Champion (Power Inc), 2x ECF TC title holder. 1x ECF/411 TC title holder 1x TCW Tag Team Champion (w/Shadow)
PD's current record 50-29-3 (I'm 56-36-4 overall) EWI's 5th ranked wrestler for 2005, 2004, 2002 & 2001. Way to be consistent.
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:15 am |
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am Posts: 4058 Location: England
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did she not see you in the purple camo?
_________________ He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:16 am |
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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 1816 Location: Cali,Bitch
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actually she was there that day......
_________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."-
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:24 am |
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Re: Worst,Worst Case Scenerio ever
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:37 am |
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Get-O
Unintentionally Hilarious
Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 1816 Location: Cali,Bitch
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Re: Worst,Worst Case Scenerio ever
_________________"He expects a show two days ago, yo. Two. That's a lot of days."-
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:45 am |
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Mistuh Ev'rett
Eats soap like a champ!
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 342 Location: New Yawk
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and so the world turns.
my advice to a buddy of mine still stands.
the appropriate response in a situation like this is a good ol' fashioned "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
you're a guy. you don't dwell on this stuff. she's obviously looking for someone better.. she deems you not worthy.
oh man.. is that getting ya angry? good.. now go tell her to go fuck off..
or don't.
"Who'd throw stones? Who'd walk away?"
this message from a bitter cynical bastard.
_________________ Moonshine! Moonshine!
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:31 pm |
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2704 Location: Annapolis, MD
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That blows. It's better than being in bed with a girl you're totally retarded for and being told, "no, I don't want to ruin our great, wonderful friendship."
And then she, who is not a native English speaker, makes fun of your speech impediment.
_________________ "How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:51 pm |
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:09 pm Posts: 893 Location: Orlando, FL
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_________________ "The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:57 am |
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Mistuh Ev'rett
Eats soap like a champ!
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 342 Location: New Yawk
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_________________ Moonshine! Moonshine!
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:20 am |
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm Posts: 2563 Location: Spokanistan
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_________________ Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:33 am |
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Mr. Submission
follows you home
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2050 Location: parts unknown
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cuz one way or another, we all need each other.. nothing's gonna turn out the way you thought it would.
ohmigod.. is sub trying to calm mathis down?
yes.. we think he's on drugs..
what's in this apple?
_________________ Who's taking numbers on how long lasts?
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