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Bruce
Ticket Taker on the Darkside Express
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Location: Whever a bad pun can be made
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 You want fucked up? Coughing fits since freaking New Years
dry, long, raspy coughing fits that doesn't end until your head, throat and chest hurts
yeah I'm going to see a doctor, it gets old after 6 days
the blood was new though
fucking fridging frozen thundra of an icecube fucking country
_________________Don't think of me as EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL, think of me as a man walking a line - push me and I drop on YOU MUA HA HA HA HA 
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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We've unleashed a toxin into your water supply. This is what you get for trying to take our fucking chunk of ice 
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Bruce
Ticket Taker on the Darkside Express
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you just want it for the sexy seals that inhabit it pervs  _________________Don't think of me as EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL, think of me as a man walking a line - push me and I drop on YOU MUA HA HA HA HA
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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You probably just drank too much awful Danish beer.
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Dante LIVES!
in a cardboard box
Joined: Fri Jan 03, 2003 9:14 pm
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According to the UN:
Inhabitants of North America is NOT allowed to make fun of other people's beer.
US beer is so aweful that it makes Canadian Beer suck by proxy.
Lance, ever tried Sort Guld? (Black Gold) puts hair on your testicles!
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Updated on January 7th 2007.
"HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools"
- Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Bruce
Ticket Taker on the Darkside Express
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like you'd know anything about actual beer
you know REAL beer
not some canadian swill in a bottle or a can - the kind you don't just twist the top off like a soft armed pussy
_________________Don't think of me as EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL, think of me as a man walking a line - push me and I drop on YOU MUA HA HA HA HA
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Location: Canadalina
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I usually drink Guinness, actually 
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Bruce
Ticket Taker on the Darkside Express
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what's that got to do in a discussion about REAL beer?  _________________Don't think of me as EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL, think of me as a man walking a line - push me and I drop on YOU MUA HA HA HA HA
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Dante LIVES!
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Joined: Fri Jan 03, 2003 9:14 pm
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Updated on January 7th 2007.
"HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools"
- Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Anomoly
EntrePreNegro
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Dante LIVES!
in a cardboard box
Joined: Fri Jan 03, 2003 9:14 pm
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There is a difference...we're right! And are you going to disagree with this man?  "American Beer is alot like making love in a canoe..." -Bruce, Teacher of Hegelian Philosophy in Australia.
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Updated on January 7th 2007.
"HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools"
- Ambrose Birce, The Devil's Dictionary
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