No. There cannot be more snow.

...Because if there is, I have to shovel the damn driveway again. I would rather kill myself.

I wish someone would just grit the roads, our little village isn't on the gritter route and I can't be snowed in tomorrow. Plus I didn't exactly park my car tonight, just let it slide into place.

You're the one that wanted snow, little Miss Snow. Now you've doomed us all.

We have, NO SNOW yet...last year at this time, we had 1 foot, in one day!

I love cold dry weather!

I'm back to loving the snow, but it looks like it might rain and wash it away before Christmas

Yesterday, we passed a strip club advertising their Ho Ho Hos.

That's the worst thing I've ever heard for several reasons.

I thought the exact opposite.

Merry Christmas to my Christian and Consumerist friends.

Yeah, Merry Christmas, you fuckers. Go gorge yourselves on food and alcohol. Also, Emma and I are spending Christmas on our own this year which means one or both of us might actually be online tomorrow. Do not judge us too harshly, noble companions, if you read a post from us made on Christmas Day for we have cunningly relieved ourselves of responsibility and can freely fuck around on the internet, play Wii and have sex in unusual places.

So can I.

Are you planning to have sex in unusual places?

Walmart was closed today. I didn't know they did that!

So to answer your question, wait until they're open and busy, and then go masturbate.

No. There has been no playing around on the internet.

Somebody tells me that you British types always bitch and moan about snow because you have never had snow, yet it's snowed every year she's been there. Should I assume she's crazy like I usually do, or just assume that Brits complain way too much?

The latter.

Definitely.

I should know from experience...

It's because we're obsessed about the weather. And it's so changeable we always forget what it's like when it anything but whatever happens to be happening. We complain that we never see snow, then when it snows it causes massive problems. Couple of months later we want snow again.

Also, reliability is a factor. You can never count on any particular weather over here like you can in somewhere like America or Eastern Europe (where the presence of huge land masses means it tends to stay the same for long periods of time) so it can be frustrating. You can't depend on snow at Christmas, or sunshine in the summer holidays. You always get it eventually, but you never know when.