Since everyone seems to want this....

The Grande List of Jobbers

Name: Felipe le Great

Age: 22

Height: 6'2

Weight: 236

Physical Description:

History: Trained by his French uncle Larry le Great and won a couple titles on the Indy circuit and thought he was hot shit so he signed with ECF/411. But what he didn't know was that one of the backstage personel saw what his attitude was like at one indy show and now Felipe is jobbing out.

Personal Information: He's a French with that annoying accent . He's pretty much everyone's favorite whoopin boy.

Name: Sergeant (Sgt.) Jobber

Age: 32

Height: 6'3

Weight: 240 (mostly muscle)

Physical Description:

In ring:

Backstage:

History: Gulf War & Iraq veteran, still in pretty damn good shape. He has been brought back home (even after the Iraq War ended he stayed in the Middle East). Some say that he has been transformed into a terrorist but people that were really close to him say that he just wanted to be there to help rebuild homes in Iraq.

Personal Info: Is probably the most inspirational and respectable jobber. Even though management wants him desperately to join the uppercard he likes the feeling of making someone else look good. And for that reason he rarely jobs (to faces at least ) because none of them want pin/beat-up such a great guy.

Name: Spaz

Age: 23

Height: 6'2ish

Weight: 215

Physical Description:

In ring:

Backstage:

History: Definition of a weirdo. The only training he has is in his backyard with his trampoline or bounce house. He wasn't weird at all when he was a young kid, just outta nowhere when the Hardy Boyz became popular he just became a freak, obsessed with especially Jeff Hardy.

Personal Info: You know that big internet rumor about Jeff Hardy having that jar of AIDS? Well Spaz actually has one, and he carries it around with him except to the ring. In the jobber lockerroom everyone is afraid to go within a foot of him, he has been caught numerous times by others (not management) doing drugs and they always say quit it before management catches you! But he don't care, he almost went out to the ring high one time. But luckily he OD'ed causing him to fall behind a trashcan and management sent out someone else....Oh yeah and he spends hours putting on his weird ring gear, even though his matches lengths average at about 5 minutes.

Name: Rob Bradenson

Age:.....25!

Height: 6'4

Weight: 230

Physical Description:

History: Always loved wrestling but wait that's not a typo, he actually is only 25 yaers old! It's one of the biggest running jokes, this guy looks like he's around 50 but he's only half that! Ok maybe it's not that funny because he has Oldageneucleuosis where you like double your age pretty much. He's a really great guy but it's so hard for some people to talk to him backstage because they feel like they're talking to their dad but he's probably younger than them.

Personal Info: Great hot young prospect picked up by ECF/411.

Name: Nick "Blind Rage" Flurry

Age: 26

Height: 6'0

Weight: 242

Physical Description:


History: What's with the eye-patch you ask? Well when he was younger he was hanging out in the ghetto and a pitbull came up and tore his eye right out of it's socket . So no he's not trying to be a black Jack Sparrow rip off. He used to be unable to see out of either eye. He even wrestled a match blind! But eventually gained back 100% sight back in one eye.

Personal Info: Hates dogs. Even when he was fully blind he didn't want no seeing eye dog he did everything on his own if he had too. He's nice guy once you get to know him.....

Hey we have our first Jobber tag team yay!

Name: The Sewage Kings!

Age: Unknown & Definitely Uknown

Height: (Duck Hero- 6'2, Rodent King- 6'3)

Weight: combined...420 I guess

Physical Description:

Duck Hero-

Rodent King-

History: These two are/were legends around the indys. People loved their moves and skills, and natural gift for comedy. Never once have either of these creatures "broken kayfabe", so no one can really say they're not what they claim to be. When it was heard around the net that these two signed with ECF/411 the smarks were split on it. Half of the nerds say that they sold out the other say that it's great they got noticed by the huge promotions.

Personal Info: The only people Duck Hero and Rodent King talk to are each other in their own secret language. Very entertaining in the ring.

Name: Hyenanizer

Age: ????

Height: 6'4

Weight: 213

Physical Description:

History: Not much is known about this guy's history but he is one crazy mofo. The only for sure about him is that his history was probably *really* disturbed, something in his past was so depressing that the only way he could get passed it was by cracking jokes 24/7 and laughing A LOT.

Personal Info: If someone in the lockerroom is soo depressed not even their psychologist can figure out their sadness, they need to be sent to Hyenanizer this guy will make them laugh inna second.

Name: "Smiley" Moore

Age: 36

Height: 6'5

Weight: 256

Physical Description:

History: Hardcore. That's pretty much what defines this guy. He's been in thumbtack matches, high circus tower death matches, even a thousand scorpion match. He's been on the independent/Japan circuit forever. But he's finally decided to come to the Fed!

Personal Info: Overall nice guy. But if you ask him about hardcore matches he'll go ballistic. When he does the job he makes the other look fuckin gold. If you give him a superplex he'll purposely land on his neck ... that sorta thing.

Name: Navajo Joe

Age: 23 (47 in indian years)

Height: 6'4

Weight: 253

Physical Description:

History: Worked at a Indian Casino most of his life, but then got tired of that low-paying job instead he watched a ROH tape with "Samoa Joe" on it so why couldn't he have the same basic name.

Personal Info: Those blue eyes he claims are real but their just contacts. He loves the white man more than the average Native American, that's why he has no problem jobbing and why he get kicked off the reservation

Name: Ben Vega

Age: 29

Height: 5'11

Weight: 152

Physical Description:

History: Trained at a dance academy but when he started brawling with another student he liked it....alot. So he decided to try his hand at rasslin. He was damn impressive and Adam Wilson saw him he immediately asked him to sign a devlopemental contract and he did.

Personal Info: The boys in the back make fun of him cause all he listens to is "Wham", "Boy George", & "Micheal Jackson". But once he gets in the ring everyone shuts the fuck up.

Name: Shelia Streaks

Age: 21

Height: 5'8

Weight: 111

Physical Description:

History: This chick loves getting the crap beat out of her. It's like her high, when she was a little kid she first got beat up by her step dad. In the ring she has never ever hit a single offensive move. Ya know kinda like Old Skool Mikey Whipwrek.

Personal Info: No one takes a better beating. No one. She doesn't care if it's from a female wrestler her own size or a seven foot steroid monster.

Name: Dax the Hipster

Age: 38

Height: 5'10

Weight: 268

Physical Description:

History: Always been a through and through damned hippy.

Personal Info: How he got to the conclusion of becoming a wrestler from a hippy stoner, don't ask me...All the boys in the back wanna beat him up cause he always gives his unwanted hippy insight to issues no one even cares about.

Name: Luis Palo

Age: 18

Height: 5'9

Weight: 141

Physical Description:

History: Just a fun loving kid who wants to wrestle no matter what. Always was a huge ECW mark in the past and now just wants to be a part of a wrestling promotion.

Personal Info: Has a great attitude respects everyone and everybody backstage, just an overal kick ass kid.

Name: Lionsmane

Age: 25

Height: 6'4

Weight: 222

Physical Description:

History: LM grew up somewhere in the UK. He was normal nothing really exciting here. Moved to the States when he was about 19.

Personal Info: He found this mask in a dumpster he claims its his real fur but unlike the Sewer Kings he breaks kayfabe all the time when his mask falls off when he's in a match.

Name: Preston K

Age: 20

Height: 6'2

Weight: 239

Physical Description:

History: Trained on the Indy scene, overall tough bastard with a name that gets made fun of, but you won't be making fun of him when he makes you look like a fucking star.

Personal Information: Used to be more of a tag team wrestler but now he's become a multi-time indy world champ.

Name: Koosh

Age: 25

Height: 6'2

Weight: 245

Physical Description:

History: Former computer geek

Personal Information: Started watching wrestling on youtube and devoloped a wrestling outfit that no one else had and he stood out so well management picked the guy up.

Name: El Masko

Age: 28

Height: 6'4

Weight: 234

Physical Description:

History: Trained by true mexican luchadors almost to the point where he thinks that he is a hispanic, even though he's a canadian.

Personal Info: Great wrestler, alotta the smarks are wondering why he's a jobber he has great wrestling skills and a good attitude, but he's great at his profession so who's cares.

Name: Bryan Nails

Age: 25

Height: 6'4

Weight: 215

Physical Description:

History: Bryan never wanted to be a wrestler until his dad pointed a gun to his head and threatened to kill him if he didn't wrestle, so now he's worked his way up the indy scene in less than a month.

Personal Information: He couldn't pay for any tights so he went into his little sister's room and put those ^ on.

Shogun

Age: Unknown

Height: 6' 2"

Weight: 228 lbs

From: Nagasaki Japan and, later, Hell...

Physical Description: Shogun is a tall, muscular Japanese warrior with a bald head and a careful, measured manner. He usually wears loose robes and his body is covered with old, inexplicable scars. He always carries his katana strapped to his back.

Backstory: Shogun was just a child when his parents were killed before his eyes. He was taken in by a man named Koji Masato who taught him all about martial arts with the intention of introducing him to the 411fed and using him as a weapon to bring about Koji's aims.

Traumatised by his parents' deaths, Shogun spent the vast majority of his life as a mute who hid his face behind a featureless kabuki mask. However, shortly after arriving in the fed he found out that Koji was the one who murdered his parents and exacted bloody revenge on him.

Cleansed of the effects of his childhood ordeal, Shogun began to open up and find his way in the 411fed. Briefly he was manipulated by The Dynasty before making it clear just what kind of man he was by aiding the Vicious Circle against Lance Canada and his cronies. Shogun culminated his transition into a warrior for good by winning the Intercontinental Championship.

However, fate had other ideas for the Japanese warrior in the form of a meeting with newcomer Darkness and an ill-fated feud with David Hardy and Josh Mitchell...

In a bizarre turns of events, Shogun, Josh and Hardy were pulled down into Hell and as the three bonded during their ordeal, Shogun sacrificed himself to allow the others to escape back to Earth by going one-on-one with Lucifer himself.

What followed was totally unexpected. Rather than crush the insolent mortal, Lucifer saw great potential in him and gave him to his lieutenant Beelzebub to use as a plaything. Beelzebub saw Shogun as the perfect weapon and his first act of rebellion (and therefore the beginning of the War in Hell) was to return Shogun to Earth as his pawn.

Unfortunately, in order to fully destroy Shogun, it was necessary to break him. As a testament to Shogun's iron will, it took several centuries of relentless torture by the demon Spyne to finally erase all that he once was. Now a demonically enhanced soldier in Beelzebub's rebellious army, Shogun was sent to the mortal world alongside the shadowy demons Malthus and Murmur to recruit more warriors for his masters.

Shogun's progress was halted by none other than the mysterious rookie that had overcome him in his last match - Darkness. They clashed several times and on each occasion Shogun's lust for vengeance over the former Shadow Slayer was his undoing.

The final chapter in Shogun's recent history came as he and Darkness met for the final time on a rooftop in Chicago. The clash was engineered by The Bleeder who also returned the sword of Aterius Angelus to Darkness (via Josh Mitchell) and an epic battle ensued. Darkness emerged victorious by playing on Shogun's need for revenge on him by forcing him to strive to "Remember the warrior you once were..." in order to defeat him (correctly guessing that his demonic nature limited his capabilities in ordinary combat). Shogun stopped his blade at the last second as his infernal nature faded and he returned to normal.

Josh Mitchell and Darkness were the last people to ever see Shogun as he stepped off the rooftop and disappeared seemingly into thin air. Both men suspect, however, that he still survives somewhere, wandering the earth and trying to make sense of the events that overtook him.