Barn is lying in bed sleeping. The events from the night before are in no way keeping this senior citizen from catching his shut eye. He's obviously dreaming. Perhaps of a long lost love from his youth, or perhaps about his college days playing football. Eitherway, he peacefully in dreamland. Now there is this chasm between the land of dreams and the land of reality. For most, it takes a brief period to cross over to that section, unless you have something like this to wake you...
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Barn jumps up with a very scared look on his face.
Barn: DICK! YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH! WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Dick: Barn! Barn! Look, I'm sorry I scared you, but you remember when we met Blackjack Mulligan last night?
Barn: His name is Chuck Hagan, but ok.
Dick: Well, I have got to have a match with him! He tried to take my United States Heavyweight championship in 1978! Now he wants to show up here in WWF and take my WWF Title away from me? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE SUPA NATCHA BOY AIN'T GONNA HAVE NONE OF THAT!
Barn obviously knows that Dick is out of his mind, but at this point, he doesn't seem to care so much, so for once, he decides to have a little fun with this.
Barn: Ok Dick, you want your match with Blackjack, fine. March your ass down to the ring and challenge him.
Dick: Fine! I'll do just that...
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Flehr makes his way down to the ring and the fans just love this guys music... probably because they all like Rocky Road Ice Cream too. Either way, this hefty man manages to climb his way into the ring and more astonishingly, into the hearts of these fans.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Crowd: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dick: LAST NIGHT! WRESTLEMANIA! SAVAGE DIDN'T WANT AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY OF THE SUPA NATCHA BOY DICK FLEHR! APPARENTLY HE WAS HIDING BEHIND ELIZABETH! AND I AM COMING FOR YOU ELIZABETH BABY, JUST YOU WAIT!
Crowd: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dick: Damn right! Now! Last night! I see Blackjack Mulligan after all these years. BLACKJACK MULLIGAN! I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU DID TO ME!
BNK: Blackjack Mulligan?
IC: Former NWA wrestler.
BNK: NWA was a rap group.
IC: Nevermind.
Dick: YOU WORE MY ROBE OUT TO THE RING THEN YOU RIPPED IT UP! SO THIS IS IT! WRESTLEMANIA! MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! IT WILL BE YOU AND ME! DICK FLEHR V BLACKJACK MULLIGAN 2!
IC: Folks, for those of you just joining us, apparently Dick has met a new comer named Chuck Hagan and the first thing our new rookie friend gets is an introduction to our resident Alzheimer patient.
BNK: It's pretty funny though.
IC: Never said it wasn't.
Dick: SO NOW! MULLIGAN! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! NOW! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT OUT! ME AND YOU! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dick begin waddling against the ropes and dropping his elbow. Then the music hits...
The Old Man Down the RoadOut comes Mr. Acceptible himself. He makes his way down to the ring, waving at the fans the whole time. He enters the ring with a microphone.
Chuck: Now I came out here to set some things straight. I don't know who you think you are, but you are NOT Ric Flair. I've wrestled him and this Blackjack guy you're referring to back in my mid south days. I've heard you want a match with me and I'm willing to oblige, but we're going to do this as professionals. I only dance when there is music and I only scratch when I got an itch. I will not get involved in your mental delusions. Next time I see you it will be in the ring to fight. Until then, just stay out of my way.
Hagan turns around, but Flehr catches him and turns him around.
Flehr: BLACKJACK! YOU WILL NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! I'M THE 853 TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP! YOU HAD BETTER START SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT OR I'LL BEAT IT INTO YOU! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chuck back steps a little bit trying to get Flehr to calm down, but then Flehr WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE chops Hagan. Infuriated, Hagan then starts laying into Flehr with some Haymakers.
IC: Remind you of anything?
BNK: Not at all...
All of a sudden
IC: IT'S THE MASKED SUPERSTAR!
The Masked Superstar runs as fast as he can to the ring which isn't very fast considering how old he is and makes it to the ring.
IC: You know, this situation seems familiar...
BNK: No idea what you mean.
The Masked Superstar then pounces on Chuck Hagan and then Flehr tries to recooperate in the corner. Flehr finally manages to get his vertical base then he helps MS start stomping on Chuck. The crowd is a little perplexed at the behavior of Dick in this manner. The havoc continues as the cameras fade...