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The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator
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Linda McMahon  Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242 
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 The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-MasturbatorYou have never seen anything as funny as
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Too much time on my hands  Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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Re: The March Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator I thought it was Smarch.
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| Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:53 pm |
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Too much time on my hands  Joined: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:26 pm Posts: 1287
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator _________________ "AT TCWWWWW! where white people and black people watch wrestlingggg!" |
| Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:56 pm |
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Misses Sangre!  Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm Posts: 2563 Location: Spokanistan
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator That is friggin hilarious...
I want to share with you something I'm feeling right now: I'm nice! _________________ Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting. |
| Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:42 pm |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!  Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator People down here are pussies whenever it gets a little cold, but it sure is nice to have school cancelled over a tiny bit of snow that probably won't even fall. Much nicer than having to use chains just to get to school.
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:13 am |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator Have you guys seen the videos for the new Boy and his Blob? That looks like a pretty entertaining game.
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| Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:54 pm |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator I'm always out of touch.
 This huge moth just flew into a can beside my desk. What the fuck. Normally I don't kill bugs because... why? But moths, man. I hate those things. Do not come into my house, moths! _________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:56 am |
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Linda McMahon Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator A moth the size of a pigeon once flew into my bathroom while I was trying to take a shit.
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| Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:53 am |
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Too much time on my hands  Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:11 pm Posts: 1027 Location: New Jersey
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator The size of a pigeon?!
I just imagined that... I'd have screamed like a girl. Bugs don't really scare me (except bees), but the sheer size of it would have been enough... _________________ -Updated on July 19th, 2009! -Updated on July 29th, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com -My favorite smart wrestling site. CM Punk: Your WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! |
| Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:08 pm |
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Linda McMahon Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator Emma might come in here and tell you that "size of a pigeon" is a bit of an exaggeration, but you shouldn't listen to her. It was scary as fuck.
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| Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:30 pm |
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World Champ  Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:49 pm Posts: 940 Location: Soham
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator It was indeed big, it only just fitted under the wine glass i used to catch it.
_________________ - Updated 25th July R.I.P Wild Pegasus and Black Tiger II "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." DOUGLAS ADAMS (1952-2001) |
| Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:19 pm |
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Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up! Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator Gross.
_________________ May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls. I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death. |
| Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:21 pm |
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Misses Sangre! Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm Posts: 2563 Location: Spokanistan
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator I have never seen a pigeon fit into a wine glass!
 STOP CONFUSING ME WITH SUCH VIVID IMAGES THAT ARE ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!  _________________ Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting. |
| Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:26 am |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:11 pm Posts: 1027 Location: New Jersey
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator What kind of moth was it?
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| Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:30 pm |
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Linda McMahon Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator A fucking big scary one.
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| Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 pm |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:11 pm Posts: 1027 Location: New Jersey
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator When I think of giant moths, I think of the one near the start of this video:
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| Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:35 pm |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:49 am Posts: 1280
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator Wow, 411 is reporting that Test is dead. I was a HUGE Test mark. (not the later years)
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| Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:01 pm |
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Linda McMahon Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:01 pm Posts: 6242
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator Yeah, he was 33. That is a shitty age to die at (ask Jesus).
_________________ - lots and lots of short fiction, written by me, regularly updated. - it's a space opera novel I wrote. I have some shit on Kindle too: , |
| Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:23 pm |
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Too much time on my hands Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:11 pm Posts: 1027 Location: New Jersey
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator It's so quiet.
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IC Champ  Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 10:56 pm Posts: 395 Location: Cold Spring Harbor, NY
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Re: The Smarch Boredom Thread is an Ex-Masturbator That it is, anybody do anything exciting lately?
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