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-sangre-
Fallen Angel
Joined: Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Ledyard, CT
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 Am I the only one... Who ever sat down on the crapper to pinch a loaf, and then grabbed the plunger and pretended it was a stick shift?
I was in the can for a good 20 minutes today making stupid car sounds. Just so you know, I won both the Indy 500 and Daytona 500 this morning.
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What?! Stop looking at me like that!
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-sangre-
Fallen Angel
Joined: Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Ledyard, CT
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Come on!
I can't be the only one!
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Turbs
Come Kill Yourself
Joined: Tue Oct 01, 2002 9:33 pm
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Location: England
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Sorry buddy, I'm all business when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool.
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Stefano DiMera
PhD in Pornology
Joined: Tue May 07, 2002 5:22 am
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Location: BC,Canada
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Would the cleaning brush thing count? If so your not alone 
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-BoBtheNakedMule-
Prophet of Mulism
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Indiana
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hah! the poll seems to be going against you there Vin  Mars
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Avalanche.
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Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
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What can I say? I'm a closet Vinnie mark 
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-BoBtheNakedMule-
Prophet of Mulism
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Indiana
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silly Av'
don't make me edit the poll again ;p
Mars
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Stefano DiMera
PhD in Pornology
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Mars is just mad cause his toilet's auto. 6-speed turbo charged toilets for life baby HAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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-sangre-
Fallen Angel
Joined: Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Ledyard, CT
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You can change my poll all you want Mars. Just remember who it was that protected your freedom to violate my free speech rights. I am awesome. I do kick ass. You're just jealous that the poll was clearly in my favor.
And yes, Harps, the toilet brush definitely counts.
Not only do I have the six speed turbo bowl... I've got the nitrous boosters to boot!
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The Mo
I DRIVE A TRUCK.
Joined: Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Some Place Nice
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This thread is just even more retarded than all the weddings at 411.  I can honestly say I've never done this. Now, has anyone else removed their nailpolish while sitting on the potty? Any takers? No? 
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-sangre-
Fallen Angel
Joined: Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Ledyard, CT
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NO! The 411 weddings were by far the gayest threads of all time.
This is a legitimate question. For men, I might add. I do not expect that Ellmo, in her almightiness would ever stoop the level of mere men and pretend she was racing her toilet bowl.
Ellie Mo, my dear, you do not have the proper genitalia to even fathom the gravity of the issue. Toilet Bowl Grand Prix is a very serious sport in some circles.
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And I've never removed toe nail polish on the crapper...
But I have dropped a load of tonsil polish on the floor while on the crapper!
Oh yeah! Booya!
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
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When I'm on a major SAS mission, ie rescuing some hostages.
I like Turbs am all business.
SAS missions have ranged from simple search and destroy to full blown Nuclear attack (if I had a ruby the night before).
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The Mo
I DRIVE A TRUCK.
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:00 am
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Location: Berkeley, CA
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12 inch dongs don't shoot... they dribble. And they take forever to get an erection... and erections hurt.
That's what Maxim says at least.
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Anomoly
EntrePreNegro
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
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Put a record on and smile, eh.
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