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Stefano DiMera
PhD in Pornology
Joined: Tue May 07, 2002 5:22 am
Posts: 693
Location: BC,Canada
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 Speech First of all, I'd like to thank the young women with low self esteem that participate in the porn industry for making this all possible...without them we would not be here today on this joyful occassion.
Secondly, I'd like to thank god...for making the female body so damn HOTT...
***Breaks down crying***
I'm sorry...this is just to much happiness to take in at once
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm
Posts: 2563
Location: Spokanistan
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**Taps two beers together and pours them down his throat**
PUKIN RALLY!
GIMME A BEER!
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 10:56 pm
Posts: 829
Location: UK
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I love womenm"
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Considered the sexiest man on the internet by 9 out of 10 women
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 1246
Location: Berkeley, CA
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Morg is so twisted right now it's not even funny lol... okay yeah it's a little funny.
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Diesel
No more forum moves!
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 1712
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Mars and Av are so gonna demote me for this, but I felt like a porn forum, and who better to mod it than the king of porn?
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RIP Majestic...
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Shane Mathis
Misses Sangre!
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:56 pm
Posts: 2563
Location: Spokanistan
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I put in all the work to keep us in the clear for this. Honestly...I worked hard. This BETTER not piss them off...
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Her: I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
Me: I'm not honest, but you're REALLY interesting.
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-BoBtheNakedMule-
Prophet of Mulism
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am
Posts: 1393
Location: Indiana
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When you give honest advice, have one foot out the door. - Arnold H. Glasow
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
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