FUCK THE FUCKING BUS SERVICE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF CUNT SKIN!

Yes Morgan is MAD! And not mad fer it like he would normally be, BUT FUCKING mkotherfucking mad!

as in angry, slightly annoyed, yes pissed off!

I would of done this yesterday BUT I had a match to write!

Yesterday on the way back from work, with the weekend ahead and lots of sun (great seeing as I've been stuck inside while there is a fuckin' heatwave going on here).

so I line up at the traffic lights to turn eft down my road. I am just in front of a junction that the busses use to get into the bus station.

you probably know where this heading.

so someone lets this bus in by leaving space for him, ECEPT there ain't no room because I am in my nice new rover 214, he edges forwarf to trun in beind me.

the lights turn green and in a rush to get going seeing as I can see a big fuck off bus hitting me, I stall and by that time its too late as he fucking hits me.

I hear this big scraping noise as he scapes the back of my car!

and the fuckwit doesn't even stop, he just carries on and even has the cheek to have a go at me for not moving fast enough!

CUNT!

I can't stop, I can't even see the reg or bus number as its a sideangle behind me, and there is no where to park so I turn the corner, swear several times and survey the damge.

here it is in all its glory (yes it don't look much - but its still gonna cost money to have sorted)



so I get home, I am not exactly in a great mood!

I try to find a number to make a complaint, can't find one then I go to the bus station by foot as its just down the road from me. I ask a bus driver and he doesn't give a fuck, and won't help me!

so decide to make a complaint to the police!

I go to the cop house and report the accident, it seems its illegal to leave the seen of an accident without swaping details.

BUT of course with no reg there isn't much they can do, but the police men was very helpful.

luckily the part of the car where it happened is actually plastic so I don't have to worry about rust, so i can wait and see, as I shall be writing a letter to the company who run teh bus service in redditch to complain, as I don't see why i should pay (won't go through the insuarnce as it won't be that expensive a job to lose my no claims bonus) seeing as it wasn't my fault, just a bus driver who couldnt wait.

ironicallly they are usualy late anyway!

The zoo was phenomenal. Connor did so much walking, no... lol let me clarify.

Running... everywhere. The boy needs something to govern his legs because he's either standing still or running full tilt.

He'll get ahead and just start booking, and we make a turn and it's like "Yo! Connor... yeah... THIS way!"

He stops, turns around... points at the direction we're going and gives his standard "Eh?".

Starts booking in that direction.

And something about kids that age... he HATED the stroller when he had to sit in it, all he wanted to do was push that thing everywhere.

In a few hours you all will see because pictures will be up. I had to be that governor for his legs so he doesn't ram someone full speed with the stroller. Great times.

Oh by the way... Jesus, next time you all give a kid blueberries... well now I realize that those things clean the system out. He had the WORST poop. I mean... the gorilla house was stinky. Elephants, yeah they do reek.

But Connor's ass really had all that beat. And he thought it was hilarious.

"Connor oh my god that STINKS!" "hehehehehe"

Like Fat Bastard's line from Goldmember, I guess "everyone likes their own brand". He just thought it was hilarious that I was stuck cleaning that mess up on a bench.

Hilarious.

I really wanted to make it to a bathroom to clean that boy up, but it was a HIKE to the nearest one and my god that smell had to be taken care of.

Pungent. Odiferous. Stomach-turning. lol

Diesel knows what I'm talking about, he feels my pain.


Anyway. Enough of the stinky poop story. It was a helluva day. Connor walked EVERYWHERE. He loved the lions, the gorillas, and this Amazonia exhibit just had him in awe. It's all these HUGE tropical fish. Absolutely amazing stuff. He was pressed against the glass pointing all of 'em out.

Good times.

I'll have pictures up soon enough for you guys. We'll be SEEEEEEEIN' ya!

Yes, my idiot dad gave Kaleb prunes the other day, so yet another time I get a hideous diaper. I feel your pain Ash, truly I do.

$20 says he did it on purpose.

I just realized I'm watching "trading spaces"

I realized this when I looked up after hearing some chick talk about how her new curtains are soooo sexy

Curtain fetishes are cool

Seriously, just imagine what you could do with a curtain rod