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Hamas Leader blows up real good.
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Mr. Submission
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 Hamas Leader blows up real good. Now I know this is all serious and stuff.. with Israel taking out one of the master planners of some of thw worst suicide bombings..
but taking out a little old man in a wheelchair with a missile?
Thats just fucking awesome. I can envision dozens of instances of how the last few seconds of this horrible scum's life went... all of them deserving to be duplicated by Wile E Coyote.. (all of them assuming the missile was locked on him, which we know isn't true because no one has Gimp-Lock technology yet)
1) Ahmed Yassin and company decide that holding newspapers in front of their faces and wearing mustaches and glasses will convince the missiles they are not who they are. BOOM!
2) Ahmed Yassin points down the road and in a fanatical showing of loyalty, his people desperately try to outrun the missile. BOOM!
3) This one not so good. Yassin, the master of the suicide bombing looks around quickly for a wide open public space with lots of innocents. He thens begins to wheel himself towards them. BOOM! (He never makes it, old peope don't think very fast)
4) Just like #2, except his followers have a reality check and realize how fucking stupid they are. With a gentle goodbye shove, the launch Yassin down the road and run the other way. He can be heard screaming "I'll get you next time Sharon... Nexxxt Tiiiime!"... BOOM!
5) Ever see Hot Shots? Let's just say the missile dropped in his lap and he spilled his cocktail.
alright.. I think I'm done..
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Twisted Submission
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Yeah. Israel blew up the horrible scum with a missle. And created 100 more people willing to become suicide bombers. Violence never solves violence, it just gives people more excuses for it. 
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| Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:03 pm |
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Mr. Submission
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100 more suicide bombers who will in turn each generate 100 more sympathetic believers in Israel's cry for help.
which will justify more missiles blowing up stuff real good.
which will make more suicide bombers..
which will generate more...
you can see where it goes. Unfortunately, you're dealing with the equivalent of stupid little kids over there. They have to get the last hit in. They're stupid.
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| Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:43 pm |
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LC
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| Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:45 pm |
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Nick
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