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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
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 Guess Who's Turning 24 ME BABY, JUST ME!!!
This Saturday I'll be celebrating my birthday... not sure HOW exactly but boy it'll be off the chain whatever it is.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am
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Location: Canadalina
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Make the bitches lick hell of taint! 
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
Joined: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:00 am
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"Curiosity is good, but remember — there are a lot of things out there that, if you go research them, will stick in your brain. Forever. Like "bukkake." So be cautious. Once some shit like bukkake gets in there, it ain't never coming out. You could be in the middle of a job interview or something, and your brain might start whispering, "Bukkake. Bukkake. Bukkake."" Dude your sig is like the story of my life. My mind wanders haha. And oh yeah, HELLATAINT hahaha 
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Hahaha I have spent over a week avoiding looking up pictures of harlequin fetuses, as fucking tempting as it is.
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Sith Lord Ash
Horseback Riding Extraordinaire
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WTF are those? 
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Look it up 
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
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'Patriotism is supporting your country all the time...and your government when it deserves it.' ~Mark Twain
Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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Sith Lord Ash
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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Basically, they're born with very hard skin that cracks where it would normally fold, with under-developed noses and ears, the eyes are all red and are like dried blood, and so on.
And they're alive.
I haven't seen them but I've read up. And I tricked my roommate into looking at them.
It's disturbing and pretty sad. Especially the one that lived for two fucking months.
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
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Rachel Hunter
The Second Coming
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:20 am
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Yeah...tub girl all over again
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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
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Save the planet. Kill a hippie.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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First person to post a picture of one gets banned for life!! Aaand... go!
Stolen:
Q: How do you know if a harlequin fetus has been in your refrigerator?
A: OH MY GOD THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Q: How do you get a harlequin fetus out of a tree?
A: I AM NOT KIDDING! STOP! STOP! STOP! THOSE ARE THE WORST THINGS EVER!
Q: How do you tell the difference between a harlequin fetus and and Bozo the clown?
A: ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? STOP! STOP! STOP! MY SOUL IS PERMANENTLY STAINED!
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
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Sith Lord Ash
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Yeah there's no way I'm checking that stuff out. That sounds horrible.
Tub Girl's one thing, but messed up babies? I'll pass bro.
On a lighter note hahaha... um yeah I'm getting an early birthday present tonight I believe after work. Not sure what but it should be super sweet and I will keep ECF INFORMED!!! haha
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Sith Lord Ash
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I'VE CHOPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAINS OF TATOOINE WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND!! AND YOU'RE NEXT DUDES!!
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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May the angels weep piss for your heathen souls.
I have no money, I am a failure, my leaders have led me to ruin, and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.
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Sith Lord Ash
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Yeah haha, no worry of that.
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
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