PB&J!! And cheetos, the food of GODS!

Air.

potato chips and gatorade,the drink of gods and diabetecs

thinking about pancakes.

have settled upon the fact that I won't eat them unless I get the urge to go buy chocolate chips..

that should stop me for awhile..

I bought chocolate chip muffins at Safeway last night ... the fuckin' things just had the chips melted to the top, not actually cooked in. They looked so good but no, they are dick.

Now it's pasta time.

nothing. cuz I'm broke.. again..

Tonight...

I feasted with the rentals...at a local burger bistro called "The Onion"...

Bottomless steakfries...Great burgers...and for all you single guys...I recommend you come out and have a burger...the waitresses...well You'll just have to see for yourself.

Good food, although my dad is a cheapskate, and didnt tip much...

A good time though...I think Chuck and I are finally starting to warm up to each other...

Oh...off hand note...

2 guys were sitting across from us in a booth, and I think they felt uncomfortable around us...cuz they werent holding hands, but you could tell they wanted to.

Whatever though...I shoulda just walked over and said..."ya know..you being gay..really doesn't bother me..."

Or maybe not...

that reminds me of a time i went to Olive Garden with my girlfriend and her parents one time..

The meal was over and we were all getting ready to leave and her father was insisting on leaving the tip.. which was fine by me.. but he wouldn't leave the table..

I'm thinking to myself.. "whats going on here?"

So I decide to be real slow about getting my jacket as well.. looking at the bill.. eating the last of the free salad...

he WON'T get up.. but by now my g/f has started thinking i'm a freak and yanked me out of my chair..

I can't prove it.. but I swear her dad was gonna leave a mere five bucks tip for what? 6 people?

I could smell the cheapskate... but I can't prove it.. I saw him fold the fiver and slide it under a bowl.. but I can't verify he didn't add more to it..

I tried to make up some bathroom usage excuse to go back in but was thwarted by the woman.. i think she may have smelled it too.. but she denied it..

Closet Cheapskates.. the worst kind.. I know I'm bad at waiter tipping.. cuz I WILL figure out 15% and go from there.. but being underhanded and sneaky about it? boooo..

here's comes a random rant about people not knowing how to tip appropriately.. too many people merely double the tax or something and figure thats an okey dokey thing to do..

NO.

20% is a very gratuitous tip. STOP the needless tip inflation. Sure.. it doesn't mean much on a 20 dollar bill.. but get used to this practice people cuz when you get that 80 dollar bill one day.. well.. you're gonna be hurting..

and none of this Rservoir Dog shit about waitresses and the economy.. if they need more money for the cost of living.. guess what? the price of food goes up and therefore, BY DEFAULT, so does their tippage..

But what is 15% you say? Follow along with me...

1) Take the bill, move the decimal point over one place to the left.

2) Double that amount.

3) Find an easy medium between the number from 1) and the number from 2)... and learn to live with it..

automatically dishing out 20% everytime you tip someone is only gonna make it acceptable and then standard.. and then some dumb shmuck is gonna start tipping 25%..

ok.. I'm not sure where that rant came from.. but uhhh.. at least its out of my system..