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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:09 pm Posts: 893 Location: Orlando, FL
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 The dedicated British Rugby Fan.
First and foremost. MORGS ARE YOU OKAY!?!?! Apparently the Welsh beat England in a game of Rugby (apparently the Welsh is our equivalent of the Browns (  )). Anyway, some bloke in a pub, bet his mates that he'd cut his BALLS off if the Welsh won and they did. So homeboy went home and chopped off the fellas.  (buh bye) Walks back to the pub in a kilt and holding a paper bag to show he went through with it. Certainly there was NO alcohol of ANY kind of involved here. Wow. That's, erm, commitment, to one's team, I guess on the flipside is here in the states, if you bet your nuts, the mob would hold you down to make you pay up. Whether you were joking or not. I'd like to take a moment to represent, or something.  Did I mention his team WON? Fuck. What if they LOST???
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| Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:35 pm |
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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You know, the hippies always go on about how every day an area the size of Wales is destroyed. Why's it never Wales? 
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| Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:33 pm |
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 10:56 pm Posts: 829 Location: UK
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Having welsh blood in me and being very proud of that fact, I say a big fuck off to corny  also I support them ahead of england anyway.....just don't get much chance to win lol that lad though is either the hardest guy on the planet, or stoopid as fuck!! also foryou americans rugby is the game that has more simalirities to amercian football as apposied to the proper game of football. Rugby players aren't girly wusses who need to wear padding to "protect" them and also don't need a time out every 5 minutes or so! 
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| Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:54 pm |
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Well, the guys in the Rugby Union are pretty faggish. The League guys are proper chipped teeth, baby kicking 'lads' though. What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his ass? -A taffy apple. I got more. 
_________________ In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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| Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:20 pm |
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 10:56 pm Posts: 829 Location: UK
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I don't know Corny, don't forget you get scrums in rugby union, so more "eye gouging" oportinities, and to be fair BOTH Rugby codes are tough games to play.
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| Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:28 pm |
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Eh enough of this debating. This is why I'm motorsport through and through. F1, BTCC, NASCAR, IRL, and CART (diminishing that it is..) = good shiiit. If it's got balls, I don't wanna know. Unless that Sharapova's involved. 
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| Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:33 pm |
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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Yeah so it's not rugby, but I fancied one more dig at Morg.  How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb? - One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around his ass. HARRRRRRR!!  sigh.
_________________ In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
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| Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:04 pm |
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Bamlicious
Biggest and Baddest of the Mamma Jammest
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:09 pm Posts: 893 Location: Orlando, FL
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_________________ "The true irony of life is that of all the ways you can run it, it ultimately ends the same."
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LC
Can thou not hearest? Let me turneth it up!
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:37 am Posts: 12760 Location: Canadalina
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JohnnyMorgan
God to Millions of Morgies
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 10:56 pm Posts: 829 Location: UK
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| Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:34 pm |
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2704 Location: Annapolis, MD
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I'm playing rugby in the fall. Should be fun.
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| Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:31 pm |
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2704 Location: Annapolis, MD
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Oh, and also, motorsports fucking blow unless you're on top of the vehicle. I say on top because fuck being in a car.
_________________ "How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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| Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:32 pm |
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Flyboy
Paranoid Limey Stud
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:24 pm Posts: 1968 Location: Somewhere safe. Somewhere familiar.
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_________________ In the next 60 minutes, you'll ride shotgun in the most dangerous, wild, brazen chases ever caught on tape. We bring it to you for one reason. Cause Knowledge is Power, and Power that could...
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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| Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:22 pm |
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Nick
Eat his Justice every Thursday
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 12:00 am Posts: 2704 Location: Annapolis, MD
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_________________ "How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
Put a record on and smile, eh.
But Jaber said he kept one secret from his captors, fearing the treatment could get worse. "I mean I like rap, just imagine them playing jazz."
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