As your commissioner I now open up the sign up for everyone and anyone who wishes to join this mighty magnificent masculine federation

You like fun?? good!! then sign up

You don't like fun?? Then go away Ego

Just enter a few details below, as many as you'd like - the less you fill in the more we'll just make stuff up for your characters

Character name:

Who Do You Look Like & wrestle like:

Hailing From:

Music:

Alignment:

Who Do You Wrestle Like:

Finishing Moves:

Gimick:

Backstory:

Presenting: The League of Eeeeevil Gentlemen (L.E.G.)

Red Judas


Outline: A former Jesus Ranger for Metal Jesus this untrustworthy guy now leads the LEG, a group for hire that'll do anyting for the right price

Mr. Roboto

Outline: Thinks he's a robot

Krusher Karelin

Outline: Old school Communist brawler

Randy Salvage

Outline: Redneck tinkere who thinks anything can be used for something, just add duct tape

Mathematico

Outline: The ultimate evil - a MATH TEACHER!!

Gato Del Oro

Outline: Is he a man? Is he a cat? Is he mentally disturbed?? Yes, yes and quite possibly

Monsieur La France

Outline: The stereotypical Frenchman, rude, obnoxious, smelly and on and on

(no need for music etc here as I'm on match writing duties )

Easy copy & paste job - even if I'm not booked someone may want to throw down the challenge

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Character name: Lord Blood, Fifteenth lord of Bavtavida, Transsylvania

Height: 6'3''

Weight: 245 pounds

Who Do You Look Like: Why like Lord Blood of course, although some wicket rumor mongers spread the rumor that he looks a bit like Gangrel - only with better hair and a goatee (see picture)

Hailing From: Transsylvania

Music: "House of 1000 corpses" by Rob Zombie

Alignment: Heel, dark demonic, torturing heel - at least that's what his wife wants him to be

Stable or Tag: Yes please - looking

Titles Held: Isn't being the Fifteenth Lord of Bavtavida enough??

Board Name: Lord Blood

E-Mail: Pish-tosh Lords do no use such things

AIM: Aim at what??

MSN: These letters make no sense to me

ICQ: You seek who?

Yahoo: no YOU'RE the yahoo

Wrestling Style: Brawling, nothing too sophisticated - I may be a Lord outside the ring but I keep it simple in the ring

Who Do You Wrestle Like: That pale imitator Gangrel!

Finishing Moves: The Vampire's Bite - The Asian spike as done by Terry Gordy. Jamming my thumb into the neck of my opponent (he's sitting on the ground, I'm standing behind him) Submission in case you're wondering

Transsylvania Express: An elevated twisting DDT. Opponent lifted up into the air, spun around and dropped into a high impact DDT.

Signature Moves (6-12): The Gore, Double stomp to the chest or stomach, knife edge chop, Chop block, Stiff yakuza kick, High Knee

Throw in whatever brawling you feel like.

Side characters: Lady Fury - Wife, a very head strong ambitious - dare I say it? "Bitch" - "Kublah" Bodyguard, big, strong, silent monster type (think Kane before he could even talk) - except that he's Asian, a descendent of Attilla the Hun in fact. "Hiss" slimey advisor to Lady Fury, her toady, doing her bidding and all. - Various other members of the "Blood Clan" will pop up as well.

Gimick: Hoooo boy. Well Lord Blood is a vampire, on camera a ruthless, intelligent, charming, player of mind games and arrogant lord vampire - everything you read about in books. Backstage, off camera it's different - he's just a nice guy that wants to relax, doesn't want any hassle but just wants to enjoy a good chilled bloodwiser now and then.

But his wife has ambitions for him. Pushes him, bosses him around - makes him do the evil things that he does. He's also surrounded by his wife's henchmen, doing her bidding and all.

He's looking for a tag-team partner, someone dark, mysterious and goth like himself - or someone willing to turn that way. So watch out as the open casting call for "Goth Idol" is about to go out.

Yes comedy

Entrance: Think Gangrel's circle of flame, entrance complete with chalice of blood and all

(Lord Blood)


(Lady Fury)


(Kublah)


(Hiss)

He's a brick people what's it gonna say other than

"..."

oh and held the ECF Submission title and the ECF E Title

being held down no more!!

BRICKAMANIACS REJOICE!!

Everything u ever wanted 2 know about GhettoGrass


Name: Ghetto Fire

real name:Bryon Mcane

Height: 6'8

weight:268

looks-like:Shane Mcmahon,mankind,and shannon moore[but he's black]

moves:Snap Tiger Driver,side effect,pulling piledriver,throw back,dropsault,the stroke.

finishers:Carry-on [reverse verterbreaka] The Prettier [reverse unprettier]

hailing from: Truth or Consequences

style:hardcore mixed with high fly

Backstory: had a 13 year long tag team championship run with HEAD and co ic champ with Mr.Socko......his final Tag title defense went like this.....Ghetto goes 4 the running boot but hits HEAD after that match head beat the crap out of GhettoFire,after that he quit.2 years later he came back and everybody is cheering 4 him.

alignment:face

entrance:A favor house atlantic-coheed and cambria

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name:Acolyte

real name:Cordazer Smith III

height:6'4

weight:278

hometown:Hell's Kitchen

age:32

moves:
Ticket 2 hell:tombstone off the top rope
cucifix
feels like hell:triple snap tiger driver
decapitater:russian leg-sweep into the clothesline from hell

finisher:crucifix from the top rope

theme: silver and cold by AFI

manager/stable:teams with GhettoFire its like a mixed team relationship

heel/tweener/face:tweener

stlye: vicious

loox like: bull buchanan with long white hair

backstory:Acolyte was a normal 13 year old boy until both his parents died when they were drivivng by a devil-worshipping town and they were both killed as a sacrifice,ever since then Acolyte has made his mission 2 beat the shit out of anybody who he thinx is workin with the devil,after that sad incident he became an acolyte @ his towns church and has been workin side by side with the big man upstairs,back 5 years ago he got a ticket 2 a wrestling event and he witnessed ghettofire get the crap beat out of him so he felt sorry 4 him and has been his friend ever since

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name:Yasmin Ashouri

who the hell is she:She is a tuff bitch that has come into Ghetto Grass to be manager and straitin thingz out

real name:Sophia Sanda

entrance:The Camper Velorium I:Faint of Hearts-Coheed & Cambria

manager moves:The Kisser Pisser-she makes out with the oppenent giving the time so 1 of the memberz of Ghetto Grass can roll-up the oppenent 4 the 3 count........The Bitch Slap-self explain attory......low blow.....stun gun....distracting the ref

from:she's iranian but shes from.....The Bay Area

loox like:a taller and musculer version of ....wears Victoria type stuff[the WWE womens wrestler not victorias secret]

what else:stoner is married 2 her.....acolyte and ghettofire thinx shes kool....and
she comes up with all the stips 4 there matches
she doesnt wrestle. she just manges every ghetto grass match

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real name:Howard Bailey Jr.

name: stoner

height:6 feet

weight: 200

Hometown: long beach,cali

age:22

moves[10-15]:spinning heel kick
layin the high down
spike sidewalk slam
spinning side effect
rey mysterio's sprinboard senton
ace crusher [RKO]
sunset flip bomb
dropsault
the trifecta of german suplexes
the trifecta of suplexes

style:sloppy hardcore

finisher: The High:german suplex-pin off the top rope and The Gong of the Bong:hits oppenet with a bong he brings 2 the ring.

loox like: a surfer bum

theme:Afroman-I got high

heel/face:tweener,who could hate a stoner

backstory:stoner who decides to become a wrestler

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name:Alexxx D.

real name:Alex De Valle

height:5'9ish

weight:140

hometown:Las Vegas

age:26

moves:
Hurracanranna
619
Asai Moonsault
Spear
Forearms
AlabamaSlam
DDT
DVD
lowblow
varies karate moves


finishers:All in-A death valley driver off the top
The X stands 4 Xtreme-Fisherman Buster off the top or ground
Karate chop of Doom

theme: 3 Evils- Coheed & Cambria

heel/tweener/face:tweener

stlye: hardcorelucha [as if that hasnt been done before ]

loox like:a semi-hot short amri-italian brown hair

backstory:She was a kool bitch back in middle skool...respected lawyer later in her life.....until the "inncident" where a conspirancy happened killing her parents and she just lost everything she had and moved into her sisters house...she then attended a support meeting where people whos parents have been killed in some sort of weird way thats where she met Acolyte[remember his parents were killed in satanic sacrifice thing]they hit it off and one thing led 2 another and now shes in ECF as Aco's Gurlfriend

Character name: Josh Mitchell

Height: 5'10

Weight: 205-210

Look Like: Randy Orton but with longer slicked back hair. Think Pat Bateman.

Age: 23

Hailing From: Vaucluse, Sydney, Australia

Music: AC/DC - Money talks

Alignment: Heel

Stable or Tag: Money Inc. and yWo management.

Titles Held: None

Board Name: fatboytubby

E-Mail: fatboytubby@hotmail.com

MSN: ^


Wrestling Style: Josh can shift very quickly from an arrogant ring demeanor (Headlocks, taunting, basic ring wrestling) to a more psychopathic demeanor (Cobra clutches, Stiff head dropping moves, etc.).

Who Do You Wrestle Like: A mix between Orton and say Kawada if your not familiar with him closest thing would be tajiri minus the highflying crossed with Taz.

Finishing Moves:

Rich mans world: The Baldo bomb, lift up in a double choke and then slam them backdown while sitting out.

Pay up: The bottoms up, get opponent in the overdrive/play of the day position, wrench their arm placing yours on their back then jump up and fame-asser them.

Signature Moves (6-12):

Super Spine buster, Double arm DDT, Piledriver, Reverse boston crab (kanyon's), Super kick, Samoan drop/Samoan neck breaker.

Favorites:

Cobra clutch: Josh likes to rag doll them in this hold possibly bring them to the ground with a body scissors.

Half nelson/half tiger suplex: Ala kobashi, just lock it in and throw your opponent back onto their head.

Gimmick: A young rich kid who after his long string of bizarre encounters in 411fed almost completely lost it, instead of the young passionate cocky kid he came into the company as he now is much darker, colder and... DASTARDLY, since however he has become much more focused, for him now it's all business. Although he is still prone to an outburst from time to time. He's very arrogant, if it's not his way it's the wrong way.

Backstory: he grew up in upper society in Vaucluse (one of the richest suburbs in Australia). Josh grew up with a troubled family background, his mother and father divorced while he was still very young and even though he wanted to go with his father his mother got custody, he has resented her ever since for a range of reasons. He always dreamed of becoming a wrestler, much to the disgust of his mother and when he left highschool immediately began training while at the same time attending university, he exelled at both. He graduated from both in the same week and at least in his mind surpassed all others in both, but he was determined to put his education in wrestling to use rather than his education in business & economics over the course of the next week his life changed. His mother refused to let him go into wrestling and froze his assets, his father however promised him all the money he needed, the next day he died and his sole heir was Josh (obviously he had felt the same way as Josh about his mother and kid brother). Josh followed his dream and came to 411fed.

While in 411fed Josh has been through his share of turmoil culminating at wrestlemania 4 when his dream of winning at the greatest show in wrestling was taken away from him, and well he began to loose it, he has since completely snapped (in an IC no. 1 contendership match with Plausible Deniability). But after all of this, Josh has never won the big one which only served to drive him closer to full blown psychosis. At the friction after War Games (Josh/Shogun/RDV IC ladder match) Josh was driven to the edge and in the heat of it all managed to find relative peace, now 411fed is business and for him it's all about leaving a legacy but given what he has done there are places he goes that others wouldn't dream.

Shitty with Lance's lame wad retardo molardo fed running Josh has used his finances to set up his own federation and made himself grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, along with Mike Novak and Seth Monroe. The yWo and hired Bruce as the comish. And Josh touches himself at night.

Entrance: lights dim and the arena goes black, it's then bathed in patches and swirls of red, AC/DC - money talks starts when the drums kick in and Josh comes out with no more posing or taunting the crowd, he calmly makes his way to the ring.

Naked James

gimmick: he likes being naked and rubbing himself wit butter, if he has to wear clothes it is usually fine french lingiere, also likes Mountain dew & BBQs

Character name: Spazz the Penguin

Who Do You Look Like & wrestle like: Looks and wrestles like a penguin with an attitude

Hailing From: Antarctica

Music: "Ice, Ice Baby"

Alignment: cold-hearted bastard

Who Do You Wrestle Like: No one, unless there's a wrestler with wings that have been modified into flippers

Finishing Moves: The Slide- Spazz takes a running start and slides, beak-first, into his opponent's genetalia

Gimick: An angry penguin that makes rude comments and slaps people with his wings

Backstory: Spazz is from Antarctica. Naturally, being freezing cold all of the time gets on his nerves and it's made him an angry, bitter penguin. Now, he's out to make others feel angry and bitter by damaging their genitals

Always will bes:

Grando Richo Bastardo



Wrestle/look like: Wrestles like the heeliest old school heel in all heeldom. Looks like James Olmos.

Hailing from: Me-h-ico

Allignment: Heely

Finishing move: Muchos Moustache. GRB pis his opponent by pushing down on them wih his Moustache. Can also be used in head butt or top rope head butt form.

Gimmick: Old school heel, speaks with a thick and sometimes confusing Mexican accent, strange underlying sexual tendences he always hints a but because of the accent most people don't notice. Manager/Partner for the 'Always will bes."

Backstory: Got his first break outside his own Mexican federation against Bruce-42 after landing a job with 411fed because of long, long, log, long, long twice removed nephew Josh Mitchell. After having sex with the trans-sexual brother of Selma Heyek and having Bruce leave the federation before his break through match with the 411fed champion, GBR began to look for a way to get into the lime light. He met up with decade old music icons Stan Bush and Robert Van Winkle and has promised to capture them stardom once more.




Stan Bush


File Photo (20 years old):


Wrestle/Look like: Stan is a brawler and utilises alot of strikes/kicks. looks like? what are you blind, look up.

Hailing from: Los Angeles, California.

Allignment: Tweener

Finishing move: The Touch. Stan uses his electric guitar and i emphisise ELETRIC guitar, to shoot a bolt of lightening at his opponent as it does in his music video for transformers the movie. Obviously tis an illegal move.

Gimmick: Aging 80's rock star, occasionally yelps in sentances for no reason, big hair, weird out fits, thinks he's a rock god, but always had time for his fans... they're who hes doing this for AND he can never admit his age, he always tries to act lke he's in his early 20's when he's in his mid 40's.

Backstory: Stan Bush is an aging 80's rock star, he composed much of the transformers and kickboxer soundtrack and has collaborated with Kiss and and other big names. However, he never was a star... although in his and his fans minds he is a HUGE rock star. Having never made it big, his desire still burns. He seached for others like him and found rapper Robert Van Winkle, who felt the same as him. After signing up with Richo Bastardo managment their account manager GrandoRicho Bastado convinced them that they could captre stardom through the easy exposuer wrestling would provide them.



Robert Van Winkle (aka Vanilla Ice):



Wrestle/Look like: Cruiser style, lots strange kicks but dances as he fights... It's like breakdance battling but you know, he hits them .
Looks like?? God damn it, look at the picture!

Hailing from: Miami Lakes, Florida

Allignment: Tweener.

Finisher: To the Extreme. Ice kicks the air and pivots 180 degrees and super kicks his opponent.

Gimmick: Rapper ridiculed for being a pansy, carrier is dead and burried but he longs for the good ol' days, still thinks he's awesome cool and bad ass... damn it Vanilla Ice rules! occasionally speaks in ryhme... usually non-sensically strings ryhming words together.

History: After Suge Knight intimidated him into signing over the writes to his hit song 'Ice, Ice baby' he's tried to rekindle his career every few years, but fails miserably. Finally after teaming up with Stan Bush and coming under the management of GBR, he's ready for one last shot. This is it.

Chacter: Ken Doll

loox like:

but when he teams with naked james:

gimmick:He's currently going out with Barbie...but he's not sure if the bitch is cheating on him or not

Wrestles like: hmmmmmmmmmmm i guess how would any gay doll wrestle like.................Rey mysterio mixed with Raven,of course

He always wishes Barbie would accompany him to the ring but she always says,she's either @ the office or taken care of "money issues"

Music/entrance: "Do you believe in love" by Cher

U know what the this great feud is missing

Audience:WHAT?!

a......REFEREE

AND U KNOW WHO'S GOING 2 BE ONE OF yWo'S officials

aUDIENCE:WHO?!

ME





thats rite BOB SAGET has signed-up 2 be one of the officials of YWO...

The Angry Muppet

A muppet that never got a shot on the muppet show, Sessamee street, Fragile Rock, or any of the multitude of shows that you find muppets on. He went by the name Cedric the Bastart (he never knew why the suits didn't pick him)


He's a drunk bastard that used to run the streets with Oscar the grouch, now he hopes to make it big a the manager to the stars. He really has no discernable wretling talent but he IS offensivesmokes too much is constantly drunk and beligerent, oh and did we mention that he drinks too much?

Driven to suceed by his abject hatred for Tickle Me Elmo Big Bird and Snuffleupicus he uses rage filled tirades, hoes and drugs to teach children how to surviv in the city.


Height 2' (usually will stand on a tall object)

Weight 20 lbs (sometimes more if he has a motor shoved up his butt.)

Decription Brownish green(Some people call it turd green) with matted hair ovr his body, a Tickle THIS Elmo tshirt and no pants.


Moves

Whatever wrestler he's assigned to he really cant go on his own. Occasionally a hand will shoot out f his butt and punch an opponent.

He was once in a stable with Oscar the Grouch, Snookums, and Junior Gorg calle the Muppets of Manhattan. They sadky brke up when Junior Gorg named Gonzo as their financial advisor.