I'll just laugh if who the father is comes down to DeSean and Dante. The idea of Maury trying to sell dram THERE cracks me up.

Why did you make a baby?

I was under the impression that we agreed that there would be no baby, that's why y'all pulled out after the last thrust.

As my world turns...so who can tell me anything about Brighton England/UK? Two of my buddies moved over there, one to work in London for Barclays, the other to work in London for Lloyds. So, as luck would have it, both want me to come over & work with them. I know nothing (seriously) at all about Brighton, London, England, UK, whatever. Any words of advice for a married father of 3 (ages 6, 9 & 13) who might be moving over there to work?

I don't know anything about the township, but it sounds like a cool opportunity. I've always wanted to live in Europe (or another foreign country).

I don't know Brighton at all well (I have a feeling UnPee over on 411 comes from there though...but I'm not certain), but there aren't many other people here who can tell you much more about the UK than me. What did you want to know?

Psh, please Thommy-- I clearly know more about the UK than you. I know that they drink tea in the middle of sports, their soccer is inferior to Paraguay, they add the letter 'u' pointlessly to words like "color" and "demeanor," they wear spats wherever they go, it's customary to brush their teeth once every six years, and crumpets for them is like whiskey for a wino. That's people from the UK in a nutshell

Brushing your teeth regularly shouldn't count if you do it with a Big Mac...

Quiet crumpet-boy!

Get accustomed to "fish 'n chips" and room-temperature beer.

At least we know how to brew the stuff

Hey, America brews some good beer. We just don't drink much of it.

This is true. I hear good things about your micro-brewerys and such.